Kishan-sharma' Sms Collection - Page 8

5 years ago

Pagal Chinese se: tum American ho? Chinese:nhi me Chinese hu!
Pagal:nhi tum American ho.
Chinese(gusse me): ha me American hu. Pagal:lagte to Chinese ho..!

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5 years ago

Mujhse shadi kroge?
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.mujhe jaldi nai hai.

Ap


Apne ghar walo se puchke bta dena
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Ye gana kis movie ka hai..?

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5 years ago

Santa biwi k office gaya,
Biwi boss ki god me baithi thi,

Santa(ghusse se)

Chal Pammi, esi jagah kam nahi karna jaha staff k liye chair tak na ho.

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5 years ago

YOU R SUPER




U R GREAT


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U R SMART




U R INTELLIGENT
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U R COOL





JISKO B MARA SMS MILE HE
SAB MUJHE YEHI KHTE HE

I Like SMS - Like: 235 - SMS Length: 156
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5 years ago

Ap ko pata He k
GABBAR ne THAKUR k hath hQ kate the



Gues



Q..ki Thakur Uske sms ka Reply Nai krta tha



AB TERA KYA HOGA Kaliya.

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5 years ago

Andi Mandi Sandi...
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Jo msg na kare..
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Uske ghar chale Hawa thandi thandi..

Or tumhari soch hamesha rahegi gandi.?

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5 years ago

Ladkiya PANT ke Niche
kya Pahenti hai ?


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Socho


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sochte raho


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Vo CHAPPAL Pahenti hai.

Niche puchha tha, Andar nahi..

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5 years ago

Ladka: Meri us jgah hath lagao jaha haddi na ho,

Ladki muskrate hue: Chal phir nikaal bahar, pakdu teri
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Zuban ko.

Moral:Mere msg gande nhi hote

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5 years ago

Girlfriend ke sat or karo or karo...
rat me karo.

din me karo.

shubah karo.
karte hi raho
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Are yaar girlfriend he chating or call kabhi bhi hoti hi rahegi.

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5 years ago

1st Time Kiya To Khoon Aaya.

2nd Time Kiya To Dard Hua.

3rd Time Jalan Hui.

4th Time Kiya To Smoothly Hua.

Shuruvat Me SHAVING aise Hi Hoti Hai!

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