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saurav847 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

wife-Dekho na mujhe wo admi ghoor - ghoor ke dekh raha hai.

Husband- Are wo to kabadiwala hai.
Bekar maal par nazar rakhna uski aadat hai.

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5 years ago

Ek Din Samundar ne nadi se poochha "kab tak is tarah mujhe pyaar karti rahogi"
Nadi ne hanskar kaha "jb tk tum me mithaas na aye....tb tk"
Not Limit of a Love

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saurav847 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ek pagal gusse me bola-mai is duniya ko mita dunga.
Dusra pagal-hi hi hi hi hi...... mai tujhe "Rubber" hi nahi dunga.

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saurav847 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Munna bhai- Are circuit apun ko Ek Nurse se pyar ho gela hai,
Letter me kya likhu?
Circuit-simple bhai, likhne ka Dear sister..I luv You ,Tumhara Munna Bhai...}}}}

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5 years ago

Dosti hoti hai
"One time"
Hum nibhate hai
"Every time"
Aap khush rahe
"All time"
Yahi dua hai meri
"Life Time"
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saurav847 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Sabdhan .....????
Jo apne Girl friend ko CHAND samajhte hai wo dhayan rakhe ki...


chand par abse pahale 17 log chad chuke hai aur usme ek kutta bhi tha Ab age apki marji ..!

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saurav847 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa-tere papa doctor hai,aur tu bimar ho gaya! saram ki baat hai.
..
Banta-saram ki bat to yeh hai ki tere papa condom bechte hai or tu phir v paida ho gaya....

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saurav847 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

He+She=Love
He+She+Love=marrige.
He+She+Love+Marriage+Children+Family=Problem,
so
East or West.. sannyasi is the BEST..

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saurav847 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ek white cat pani mai gir jati hai to,
samane baithi Black cat kya bolegi .....?????
!!!!!!!
!!!!!!
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jayada mind mat west karo,
Simple
Black cat "miaau-miaau" karegi

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saurav847 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Girls oF 1995-
Ager Tum mil jao jamana chor Denge ham,
but:
Girls oF 2012-
Ager Tum mil jao purana chor Denge Hum......

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