Krs-143' Sms Collection - Page 1

5 years ago

Unhe shikayat hai humse.. ki ham sabko dekhkar muskurate hain,
par wo nasamajh kya jane ki ab harek chehre me bas wahi nazar aate hain..

I Like SMS - Like: 241 - SMS Length: 137
Tags: Love Shayri -
KRS_143 Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Bechara ladka..
ladkiyon pe hath uthaye to zalim,
ladki se pit jaye to..NAAMARD,


ladki se dosti kare to..ladkibaz,
na kare to pata nahi log kya..?

Ladki ko kisi ke sath dekh k lade to..JEALOUS,
Chup rahe to fattu,


ghar se bahar rahe to..aawara,
ghar me rahe to nakara, mauga..



bacho ko daten to..bujdil,
Na daten to ..laparwah,


Bibi ko naukri se roke to sankimizaz,
na roke to bibi ki kamai khanewala,

Akhir bechara KRS kare to kya kare?

I Like SMS - Like: 245 - SMS Length: 472
Tags: Funny Jokes -
5 years ago

Wo paas hote to koi sharart karte,
unko leke baaho me mohabbat karte,
Dekhte unki aankho me neend ka khumar aur apni khoyi hui neendo ki sikayat karte..

I Like SMS - Like: 258 - SMS Length: 154
Tags: Love Shayri -
5 years ago

A naked lady gets into taxi,
Driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly..


lady- haven't u ever seen a naked women??

Driver: no i am just wondering where have u kept the money to pay me..

MORAL: Concentrate on ur work, no matter what happens..
Be professional..!!

I Like SMS - Like: 363 - SMS Length: 278
Tags: Inspirational -
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