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Rajprince Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Psychology ka practical ho raha
tha. grin.png
Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf
CAKE
Aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.
Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI
raki.
Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle
magar
Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.
Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki
BHUKH hi
Sbse bdi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se awaz
aai
Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh
lo,
ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..! :-
P

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Rajprince Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

First day of COLLEGE..
Boy sees a beautiful girl siting
right next to him and writes in a
paper..
“I love u, do u love me?”
and passes the paper to her..
She replies.. “no”
He didn’t give up
He rubbed her answer and
passed it on to another girl and
she replied.. “yes”
Moral of the story:
Definitely not what u think..
Its…
“Save earth… Recycle paper!!” tongue.png grin.png

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Rajprince Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki
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Boy Jumped 1st, Girl Close Her Eyes
& Returnd
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Boy In Air Opened Parashute &
Said Muje Pata Tha Chudail Tu Nahi
Kudegi
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From that day onwards people
started saying LADIES FIRSTtongue.png

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Rajprince Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Mujh Se Wo Kehti Hai
K
Main Tumhari Zindagi
Jannat Bana Doon Gi
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Banani Usko Chai Bhi Nahi Aati
Aur
Confidence Checkk ker0 Bs !! =p

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Rajprince Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Interviewr : what is
difference between
landline and cellfon????
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Pappu wink.png
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Pappu : landline me
number ungliyon se dail krna
parta hy aur
cellfon
pe anguthe se ('',)
bhuhahahahahahaha grin.png grin.png grin.png.

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