Zuber786920202' Sms Collection - Page 1

4 years ago

EK Baar Pinku aur uski puri family car mein ja rahi
thi... Tabhi Police ne car ko roka aur bola: Ye suraksha
week hai. Aap seat belt pahenkar car chala rahe ho
isliye aapko Rs 2500 ka inaam diya jaata hai. Aap is inaam ka kya karoge? Pinku: Main isse apna driving license banwaoonga. Tabhi uski maa boli: Iski baat ka yakeen mat karo
Daaru peekar kuch bhi bolta hai. Uske papa neend se jaage aur police ko dekhke
bole: Mujhe pata tha ki chori ki car mein hum zyada
door nahin ja payenge....

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4 years ago

Master to pinku - beta agar do mein se do gye to
kitne
rhe? Pinku- samjh mein nhi aya
master g. Master-beta tumare pas
2roti hai, tumne 2 roti khali, tumare pas kya bacha? Pinku-sabji.

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4 years ago

Pinku Ki Tange Nili Ho Gayi. Woh doctor ke pass
check up krwane gaya. Dr. to Pinku-Lagta hai ki kisi ne tumhe tang pe kat
liya hai. Zeher fahal gaya hai Tang Katni padeg aur nakli tang
Lgani padegi. 2Din Baad Pinku- Dr nakli Tange B Nili ho gayi Dr to pinku: Ab Bimari Samaj Aayi JEANS Rang chodti
hai tumhari.

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4 years ago

Honahaar beta V/s Nalayak beta
Papa: Beta aage ka kya plan hai?
Honhaar beta: Bas 10th mein 98%
aa jaaye fir 2 saal ki mehnat n
“IIT” then 1 saal ki mehnat fir
“IIM” then 20 lacs package job, life happy…!! smile.png
Nalayak beta: Bas 10th pass ho
jaye fir roadies mein se bike jeet ke
aaunga splitvilla mein se apki bahu
fir emotional atayachal se usey
certified karwaunga pass ho gayi to thik nahi to
process repeat
karunga…!tongue.png

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4 years ago

Beta:
mummy kya love marriage karny say
ghar walay naaraz hote hain kya ?
Maa: Tu yakenan kisi churail k chakar
main hoga
or ye sub tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga,
Larkiyan to bus larkon ko
phansaanay main he lagi rehti hain :/
Jahan Acha Larka dekha shuru
hogaien,
Beta in se bach k rehna ye bohat makkar or
KAMEENI hoti hain or inka to khandan
bhi…...
.
Beta:
aisa kuch nahi hai, Wo to dAddy bata rahey thay k
Aap Dono ki Love Marriage thee grin.pnggrin.png

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4 years ago

4-5 dost beer pee rahe the tabhi
table pr rakha mobile baja- Boy-Hello
Gf-main market me hu kya m 50
hazar wala gold set le lu
Boy-Ha lelo
Gf-Ek silk suit bhi lelu 5500 ka h Boy-Ha janu lelo,suno 2-4 lelo
Gf-Thik h tumhara credit mere paas h
usi se le rahi hu
Boy-Thik hai
All Friends-Tu pagal h ya tujhe
chad gayi h Boy- abe wo sab chodo aur ye batao
ye mobile kiska hai..?? :p =DD
Har Ek Dost Kamina Hota Hai

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4 years ago

WARNING by doctors of World Health
Org:
Plz dont drink water aftr eating fish.
Bcoz
fish starts 2 swim in water
which causes ' giligili' in stomach

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