Ankit-razz' Sms Collection - Page 1

Ankit razz Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ladki sath ho to HOTAL bill.
Ladki door ho to MOBAIL bill.
Ladki door ho jaye to DARU bill.
Is liye na lagao DIL na aayega bill.

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5 years ago

Bestfriend wo hai jo school me apani pen.

High school me apni note'

Collage me bike'

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life me apni 'wife' de de. mai janta hu tu hi mera best friend haiĀ„wink.png

I Like SMS - Like: 327 - SMS Length: 170
Ankit razz Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ek neta(dusre neta se):-Aare bhai! Tumhra BETA fel ho gaya hai or tum MITHAI bat rahe ho!
Dusra neta:-Aabe fel-pass se kya mayene hai.BAHUMAT to uske sath hai!
100 student ki kaksha me 90 student fel hua haigrin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 209 - SMS Length: 212
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Ankit razz Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

GIRL:-Kitna pyar krate ho Mujhe?
BOY:-Shahjahan jaish.
GIRL:-To tajmahal banwate Q nhi?
BOY:-Zameen kharid li hai,bas tumhare marne ka intezaar kar raha hu.

I Like SMS - Like: 189 - SMS Length: 159
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