Gaurav-kul1919' Sms Collection - Page 1

4 years ago

Girls are so sweet, caring, loving, beautiful, cute
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in .jpg format tongue.png xD

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4 years ago

Teacher to girl: how many planets r there?
Girl: Mars, Venus, Jupiter.
Teacher: Aur batao?
Girl : Bas sahab badiya, aap sunao!

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4 years ago

Aajkal ki ladhiyon ki dress-
Yahan se less
Wahan se less
Kabhi sleeveless
Kabhi backless
Aur koi ladka ghoor kar dekhe to
KAMINA CHARACTERLESS

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4 years ago

Teacher: Can u tel the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness & peace into student’s lives?

Stud:
Smo-KING
Drin-KING
&
Bun-KING

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4 years ago

Ladke wale ladki ke ghar aaye,
Or Pucha: Ladki kuch karti bhi hai?
Ladki ki Maa: Han Ji
34 Rupees me Pure 15000 SMS Karti hai
Woh bhi saare ladkon ko!

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4 years ago

Budda 1 Ladki se takraya
Budda: sorry
Girl: stupid
Tabi 1 Ladka ladki se takraya
Ladka: sorry
Girl: its ok
Budda: meri sorry ki spelling galat thi kya!

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4 years ago

Ladki apne Boyfriend ko naraz
karne ke baad SMS pe kaise manati hai..!!

1st Hour: Sorry
2nd Hour: Sorry plzz..
3rd Hour: Plzz 1 baar baat karlo.
4th Hour: Plzz reply jaan…
5th Hour: Plzzz itna naraz mat ho..
6th Hour: I’m sorry, I’ll die agar tumne baat nahi ki..
7th Hour: Dafa ho, 100 ladke ghumte haitere jaise..
Sar pe hi chadha jaa rha hai, bhaad me jaa..

Boy: Sorry Dear, balance nahi tha.
Girl: Ohh.. Its okkk love u jaan..

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4 years ago

Ek ladki raste pe akeli jaa rahi thi.
Ek ladka bola-ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Ladki- bhag saale, 3 din se lift le rahi hu,
Ab tak ghar nahi pahunchi..!!!

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4 years ago

Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
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Khud uthkar apne hath se
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Pani pee lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.

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4 years ago

Break-up ke baad aisa kyu lagta hai,
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Ke saala har sad song apne liye hi likha gaya hai.

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