Gaurav-kul1919' Sms Collection - Page 3

4 years ago

A boy was going with his Lover.
His friend asked: Who is she..?
BOY: My cousin..
Friend smiled and said: Last year she was my cousin..!!

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4 years ago

1 Hotel me naye Shaadi Shuda couple ke liye notice likha tha:
Khidki par parde daal kar rakhe,
Aapka Pyaar andha ho sakta hai,
Magar hamara staff nahi.

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4 years ago

A boy was walking in rain.
A gal came: Why didn’t you share umbrella?
Boy: no its Ok sister & walked away.

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Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi.. Ladki khaas nahi thi!

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4 years ago

Height of Happiness-
A boy got a job in girls hostel,

After 2mnths
Owner asked: Why u dont cm to take ur salary.

Boy
Kyaaa??
Salary bhi milegi.. :p

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4 years ago

Accounting ki Larki kisi Larkay ko jab Gali de to kaise gali de gi
-Salay dishonour cheque
-Zameen pe Liability
-Maa Baap ki Kharaab statment
-Saalay 2 takke ki Adjustment
Itna maaro gi ki zindagi bhar teri balance sheet bhi Equal nahe ho gi

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4 years ago

Teacher: who kaun hai jo aasman mein udti hai par bachche zameen pe deti hai?
Santa kuch dair sochne ke baad: Air Hostess

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4 years ago

1 LADY APNE BOY FRND K SAATH GHUM RHI THI
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ITNE ME USKA HUSBND AGYA OR USKE Boy Frnd KO PITNE LGA.
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LADY-MAR SALE KO,APNI BIWI GHUMATE NAI
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DUSRE KI BWI KO GHUMANE LE ATE H.
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(fir boyfrnd ko josh aya gya or wo husbnd ko mrne lga)
lady-mar sale ko,na khud ghumane le jata h na kisi or ko ghumane deta he

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