Pankaj4738' Sms Collection - Page 1

Pankaj4738 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Gadha : mera malik bahut marta hein.
Kutta : to tu bhag ja na.
Gadha : uski ladki jab padhai nahi karti to vo usko kehta hein, teri shadi is gadhe se karva dunga, bas isi ummid pe tika hoon yaar.

I Like SMS - Like: 430 - SMS Length: 197
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4 years ago

Aakash k taron me khoya hai jahan sara,
Lagta hai pyara ek ek tara,
Un taron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is waqt padh raha hai sms hamara.

I Like SMS - Like: 1150 - SMS Length: 148
Pankaj4738 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Father 2 son : tu itne time se murga kyun bana hein.
son: papa aap ne hi to kaha tha jo kam tu school mein karta hein woh ghar pe bhi aadha ghanta kiya kar.

I Like SMS - Like: 353 - SMS Length: 158
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Pankaj4738 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Ek boy roz bus k darvaze mein khada hoke traval kar raha hota hein.
Bus survant : tu roz darvazein mein kadha rehta hein, Tera baap kahin pe choukidar tha kya?
Boy replays : tu roz paise mangta hein to, tera baap pehle bhikari tha kya...!

I Like SMS - Like: 537 - SMS Length: 240
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Pankaj4738 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

1pagal Aaina Dekh k sochne lga,
isko kahin dekha h.
thodi der sochne k baad
.
"O Teri " ye to wohi hai
.
jo Mere sath us din Baal ktwa raha tha!

I Like SMS - Like: 389 - SMS Length: 150
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Pankaj4738 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Height of prank call

Phone rings...
Tring tring......
Boy :- Hello, Roshni hai kya....???

Girl :- Nahi....

Boy :- toh candle jala na..pagal..!

I Like SMS - Like: 425 - SMS Length: 155
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Pankaj4738 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Banta-Yaar santa TU apen colege ka naam subse alag Rkhana. santa NE College ka naam rakha. SANTA SINGH GIRL COLLEGE 4 BOY'S.

I Like SMS - Like: 557 - SMS Length: 135
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