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92Nilu Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

lady-: "Bhagwam ke liye mujhe chhod do"
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boy-:"tujhe bhagwan ke liye chhod doon to main kya karoon?? prasaad batoo? grin.png=tongue.png

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92Nilu Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

You know why women starts with 'W'.....
Bcoz all questions starts with 'W'..who?..why?...what?
when?..which?..whom?..where?
&
finally wife...!!!

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92Nilu Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

In 2020
Girls- boy ko dekh kar... dekh yar kya item ja raha hai sala
..
Oye murgey tera no. kya hai..???
Boy- Behan ji Aap ke gher mein bhai baap nahi hai kay...???
..
Girl- Bhai baap hai par tu nahi hai na re chikne..tongue.pngwink.png

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92Nilu Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Husband to wife: Suppose I start understanding you from now..

wifefrown.pngHasty Hasty,zameen pe gir gayi) mere se to "suppose" bhi nahi ho rha... smile.png

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5 years ago

Fhull jab mngte hain barso duaa
tab paharo ki gali khilti he
tum to aiho kahin jaanat se
aise mehebuba iss jmaane mey kha mite he smile.png

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5 years ago

~Teri bahut Yaad Ati Hai~

Dil bhi ajj mujhe yeh keh kar dara raha hai....

karo Yad Usse warna main
bhi dharkhan choor dunga!

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