Prince-charming' Sms Collection - Page 1

4 years ago

Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon ki Shakal se pata lag jaata hai ki Unke Dimag mai kya Chal raha hai.
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Student: "Fir bhi Ap Apna Dupatta sahi nahi kr rahi ho!tongue.png

I Like SMS - Like: 586 - SMS Length: 160
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4 years ago

Police: hume khabar mili hai ki aapke ghar me visfotak samgri hai.

Banta: sahab khabar to ekdum pakki hai lekin filhal vo apne mayke gayi hai

I Like SMS - Like: 648 - SMS Length: 144
4 years ago

Customar: waiter aisi chai pilao jisko pee kar tan man jhum uthe aur badan nachne lage.
Waiter: sir humare yaha bhens ka dudh aata hai, NAGIN ka nahi...grin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 500 - SMS Length: 156
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4 years ago

Manzil bhi nahin ,,, thikaana bhi nahin ,,, Waapas mujhe ghar jaana bhi nahin !! Maine hi sikhaya tha unhein teer chalaana ,,, Ab mere siwa unka koi nishana bhi nahin....!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 572 - SMS Length: 173
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4 years ago

twinkle twinkle little star teri girl friend gyi bazar usko mil gaya dusra yaar uske sahth wo ho gayi fhrar ab tu baith k makhiya mar Qki me hi hu vo kamina yaar

I Like SMS - Like: 513 - SMS Length: 161
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4 years ago

boy-Frndship karogi?
Girl-Mere parents ijazat nahi dete
Boy-Bahut khoob Mere baap ne to jaise muze ladki set karne ka diploma karaya ho.

I Like SMS - Like: 456 - SMS Length: 138
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4 years ago

Kanjoos baap k bete ne kha:
"Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi h. 50,000 mang rhi
h, CHUP rehne ke.":
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye.
2 mahine
baad dusra beta bola:
"Meri GF pregnant h 75,000 mang rhi h .":
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye.
6 mahine baad
Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli:
"Daddy, I am pregnant.!"wink.png
Kanjoos ne usko gale se
lagaya aur beti ka maatha
chum ke kaha:
"shabaash beti, ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai..wink.png :p
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I Like SMS - Like: 518 - SMS Length: 448
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4 years ago

Sitaro k aage bhi koi jahaa hoga
Jo na dekha Kabhi wo samaa hoga
Us jahaa k hasin najaro ki kasam
Aap se hasin dost dusra na hoga

I Like SMS - Like: 949 - SMS Length: 132
4 years ago

ap bhul jao yah apki marzi magar hum apni akhri saans tak apko bhula na payenge,
waada karte h ap se
hum mar bi jaye to sab se jada
ap ko rulange

I Like SMS - Like: 583 - SMS Length: 148
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4 years ago

Q:Ladkiya Kabi Khud Pyar Ka Izhar Pehle Q Nhi Krti?
Intresting Ans
Taki Break-up Krte Waqt YeKeh Ske K Tum Mere Piche Pade The
Mai Nhi....

I Like SMS - Like: 483 - SMS Length: 141
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