Prince-charming' Sms Collection - Page 2

4 years ago

Aadmi ka Dil Bahut bada hota hai,
Aur Aurat ka Bahut Chhota Dilhota hai.!!
Proof..
Aurat k Dil me
Sirf Uske Lover aur Pati k liye hi Jagah hoti hai!
But
Aadmi ka Dil
itna Bada hota hai ki Usme
Lover Dost ki
Lover Biwi ki dost
Saamne wali
Bajuwali
Uparwali
Neechewali
Sabjiwali
Doodhwali
Kapdewali
Saali
Kaamwali
Bhai Ki Saali
aur
Thodi bahut
PATNI k liye bhi
Jagah hoti hai.!!!.:p =D grin.png
Sach me,
Aadmi ka Dil Samundar hota hai..

I Like SMS - Like: 400 - SMS Length: 453
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4 years ago

Girl:- Jaanu tum mujhe apni Diamond Ring dedo,
isko dekh kar tumhe yaad kiya karoongi.... kiss.png
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Boy:-Yaad toh tum waise bhi kar sakti ho tongue.png
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Girl:-Woh kaise...?? .
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Boy:- Yeh soch kar ki maine Diamond Ring Maangi thi
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Par Kaminey ne di nahi :p =Dgrin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 384 - SMS Length: 298
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4 years ago

Hum kitne bewafa hain k ek dum un k dil se nikal gaye
MerE DosT
Un me kitni wafa thi k aj tk hmare dil se Nahi Gaye ....!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 381 - SMS Length: 125
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4 years ago

Ek shaitan baccha unknown
number se call karta hai..!
Ek aadmi uthata hai!
Admi: Hello!
Baccha: Ullo pullo kullo!
Aadmi: Kaun hai be? Baccha: Ek Insan
Aadmi: Wo pata hai naam bol?
Baccha: Main ek ganda bacha hu!
Aadmi: Teri to aisi ki taisi!
Kahaan rehta hai?
Baccha: Prithvi pe! Aadmi: Wo to pata hai, phone kyu
kiya?
Baccha: Tujhe pareshan karne ke liye!
Aadmi: Ruk saale!
Apne baap ko bula!
Chhakke ki aulaad. Baccha: Hello papa, main Pappu! :xD

I Like SMS - Like: 346 - SMS Length: 463
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4 years ago

KAMINAPANTI ROCKS!!!
DADA JI:- Abe Teri Teacher Ghar AaRahi Hai Ja Chup Ja....!
POTA:- Pehle Aap Chup Jao, Apki Maut k Bahane Se Maine 2 Hafton Ki Chutti Le Rakhi Hai.....!grin.pngtongue.png

I Like SMS - Like: 310 - SMS Length: 178
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4 years ago

Ek aurat koma main chali gai .. .
Pati murda samjh kr jalane chala ....
Raste main arthi khambe se takrane se
aurat ko hosh agaya...
1 saal bad aurat sach main mar gai . . .
Sab log RAM RAM SATYA hai bolty ja rahe thy
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Lekin
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Pati ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi
KHAMBA BACHA ke. .. KHAMBA BACHA ke tongue.png grin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 300 - SMS Length: 313
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4 years ago

Kamina pappu
Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue Teachar
Baccho Se Kahne Lagi Ki.......
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Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye dekogeto Kahoge,,,
Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gya..!
Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gya..!
OR Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka Wahi Reh Gya..!
pappu ye sunker gusse se Bola:
or Ye Humari Teachar
Hai Jinka dehant(death) Ho gya...:p grin.pngD

I Like SMS - Like: 309 - SMS Length: 353
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4 years ago

Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki
zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.
Next day zuban cut gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka
hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai...
bahut marta hai.
Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le.
Bahut marte hai.
Next day baap ghar aate hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi
hua ??
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Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki
death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi
hain... tongue.png =D grin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 313 - SMS Length: 474
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4 years ago

Ladki Se Police Ne Poocha: TumNe 50 Aadmi Q Maare...??
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Ladki: Ji Main 60 Ki Speed Se Car Chala Rahi Thi,
Achanak Pata Laga K Break Kaam Nahi Kar Rahi Ab Mere Ek Taraf 2 Aadmi Ja Rahe The Or Ek Taraf Baraat Me Kisay Maarti...??
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Police: 2 Aadmiyon Ko Maarti, TaaKi NuQsan Kam Hota
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LARKI: Ji MeinE ne bhi ye hi KiyaTha,
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Per Ek Aadmi to niche aa gaya
aur dusra Baraat Ki Taraf Bhaaga kya krti frown.png.. :p =D grin.png
smart girl. :p

I Like SMS - Like: 309 - SMS Length: 445
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4 years ago

Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai Dhamaal...??
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Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai Dhamaal.....?
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A.C.P bola: Daya , surakshit kaale mere baal , Vasmol ne kiya kamaal...tongue.png=D grin.png =D

I Like SMS - Like: 1114 - SMS Length: 175
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