Sumitgholap' Sms Collection - Page 1

5 years ago

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I Like SMS - Like: 566 - SMS Length: 159
Tags: Good Night -
sumitgholap Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Agar
Larki k Cell Main Balance Ho To Samjh Jao
k
Us ka Boyfriend Hai ...
.
...
Aur
.
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.
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.
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Agar Larkay k Cell Main Balance Ho To Smjh Jao K Us ki koi Gf Nahi tongue.png grin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 406 - SMS Length: 185
Tags: Funny Jokes -
5 years ago

Love Is Like A Pant
But Friendship
Is Like A Chaddi
Bcoz
Pant Phat Bhi Jaye To
Chaddi Izzat Bacha Leti Hai
So Thanx 4 Being My
Chaddi Friend…

I Like SMS - Like: 402 - SMS Length: 150
sumitgholap Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Write a ‘C’ program about Girl Friends:-

#include
#include
#include void main()
{
int girlfriends;
int money;
clearheart();
while(money!=0)
{
girlfriends++;
money–;
}
printf(“govinda govinda”);
else
printf(“no girl friend”);
}.-………..god nt.

I Like SMS - Like: 388 - SMS Length: 278
Tags: Funny Jokes -
sumitgholap Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Zindagi me Shadi karna bahut zaroori hai..
Kyon ki..?
Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..

I Like SMS - Like: 375 - SMS Length: 108
Tags: Funny Jokes -
sumitgholap Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Agar manzil ko pana hai to honsla sath rakhna
Agar pyaar ko pana hai to etbaar sath rakhna
Agar hamesha muskurana hai to daant saaf rakhna…grin.png

I Like SMS - Like: 450 - SMS Length: 149
Tags: Insult SMS -
sumitgholap Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Na ishq karna mere yaar
ye ladkiya bahut satati hai
na karna in par aitbar
ye kharch bahut karwati hai
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
or number mera lagati hai…

I Like SMS - Like: 382 - SMS Length: 170
Tags: Funny Jokes -
sumitgholap Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Aansun Tera Gire To Ankhen Mere Ho,
Dil Tera Dhadke To Dhadkan Meri Ho,
Bhagwan Kare Humari Dosti Itni Gahre Ho Ki
Naukari Tum Karo Aur Salary Meri Ho!

I Like SMS - Like: 439 - SMS Length: 158
Tags: Insult SMS -
sumitgholap Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Namaskar! Yeh hamari faltu SMS sewa he.
Isme hum logo ko waqt bewaqt pareshan kiya karte hein.
Is sewa ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya.
Ab aap apna kaam kariye….

I Like SMS - Like: 385 - SMS Length: 170
Tags: Funny Jokes -
sumitgholap Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

bakri hote

Kash aap bakri hote.hum aapko ghaas khilate.or jor jor se aapke singh hilate.or poochte ki SMS kon karega tum ya maior aap pyar se kehetemai....mai...mai

I Like SMS - Like: 371 - SMS Length: 167
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