Naman-rocks' Sms Collection - Page 1

naman rocks Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Patni pati ko surprise krne ke liye kitchen me jake new SIM se call ki or boli-Hello Darling.
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Pati- Baad me call karo jaan,
abhi wo saali kutiya kitchen me hai....tongue.png

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naman rocks Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Teacher Asked Santa :
Agr ped par 5 birds bethi ho,
aurtum 1 ko goli maar do to
kitni bach gyi?
Santa : Koi nahi, sab ud
jayengi.
Teacher: Nahi, 4 bachengi,
lekin tumhari soch mujhe
pasand aai.
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Santa : Madam mera bhi 1
sawal Hai.
3 ladies ice cream kha rahi
Hain.
1 chaat kar,
1 kat kar
aur
1 choos kar
batao konsi shadi shuda Hai?
Teacher sharmate hue:Jo
choos rahi Hai.
Santa : Nhi,jis k gale me
mangalsutra hai,
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lekin
apki soch mujhe pasand
Aai.. grin.png

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naman rocks Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Ek bar engineering k sbhi Profesrs ko
ek plane me bithaya gya.....
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Fir announce kiya gya ki

:-"YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA
HAI"
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Sab profesrs utr gye,
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Par principAl baithe rahe
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Logo ne pucha :- Apko Darr nhi lgta?
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Principle-
"Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa
hai
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Ye start hi nahi hoga.." smile.png

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naman rocks Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Solid Insult
Wife:Soch rahi hun ap k
sath Dubai,UK ghoom
aaon kitney paise... lagen
ge?
Husband:kuch bhi nahi.
Wife:Wo kaise?
Husband:Sochne k paise
nahi lagtey tongue.png

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