Sondhraj' Sms Collection - Page 1

SONDHRAJ Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?



Son: Suraj

Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

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SONDHRAJ Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.



Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

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SONDHRAJ Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

GirL:-Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho
Boy:-BoLo Kya Karu
GirL:-Chand Todh Ke La Sakte Ho?
Boytongue.pnghir Eid Kya Tere Baap Ko Dekh Ke Manayenge;-(

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SONDHRAJ Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Ek Muddat Se Meri GF Nhi Soi DOSTO

Wo Kehti H
Me So Gai To Tum Dusri Ladkiyo Ko Phone Kroge

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Lo Batao Yaa
Me Aisa Hu Kya?

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SONDHRAJ Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Man to hotel manager: Jaldi chalo,meri wife khirki se kodh kar jaan dena chati h.
Manager:So Sir what can i do
Man:Abe khirki nahi Khul Rahi

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SONDHRAJ Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

At Border Indian officer shouts at
Pakistani Spy,"Goli" Mar dunga.
Pak Spy
Replies:"Goli" se darr nahi lagta
Sahab,"Kohli" se lagta he.. tongue.png

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