Itsdeepak' Sms Collection - Page 1

Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Aj Kal K Bache Bhi Bade Kameene
Hote Hai..
Miss : Ek Dafa Ka Zikar Tha, Akbar
Badshah Apne Bistar Pe Leta Tha
k...
[A Boy Interrupts Her]
Bacha : Miss... Rahul Mere Lunch
Box ko kh0l Raha Hai ... :
Miss : Rahul.... Mai Thappad Maar
Dungi,
Baith Jao AaRam Se !!!
Acha Bacho'n Mein Kaha thi ..?!
Bache : Akbar K Bistar Per ..!!

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5 years ago

Leave aplicationby a cute child-
O Master ji,
Wen I cum,
rain cham cham.
Leg my fisla,
I gira dham.
Niche my bag&upar was hum.
Isliye 2 days, I not cum.smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 1199 - SMS Length: 162
Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa ws Watching FTV.
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Suddenly Son came.
Santa-Gareeb ladkiyan he,Kapde
Lene k liye v Paise nahi hai.
.
Son- Is se v Gareeb aaye to mujhe
bula Lena.

I Like SMS - Like: 491 - SMS Length: 158
Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Pati Suhagrat Ke Baad Apni Biwi Se- Jaan Rat Ko
Kuch Maza Aaya?
Biwi- Aap Ko Aaya?
Pati: Bohat
Biwi- Dekh Lo Aaj Tak Kisi Ko Shikayat Ka Moka
Nahi Diya.

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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Ek Bikhari ko lottery lagi to usne Mandir banwaya.
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2nd Bikhari: Tune Mandir kyo
banwaya?
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Bikhari: Iske samne ab main akele hi b

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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Girl Wearing Very Short
Skirt

Boy: Tumhari maa ne kuchh nahi kaha?

Girl: Maa to bahut gussa hui or boli dobara meri skirt pehni to bahut marungi..

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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Waiter: Ur Bill Sir.
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Santa: Take My Card.
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Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card.
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Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai..
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All Cards are Accepted.

I Like SMS - Like: 466 - SMS Length: 178
Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Boss to santa- jab se maine tumhe job se nikala he, tab se tum roz mere ghar ke samne potty kyun karke jate ho?
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Santa-aapko ye batane ke liye ki main bhuka nai mar raha..

I Like SMS - Like: 441 - SMS Length: 198
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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Bap: Mere 4 bachche hai

1st MBA
2nd MCA
3rd PHD
4th chor hai

Friend: Chor ko ghar se nikalte Q nhi?

Bap: Wohi to kmata hai, baqi sab berozgar hai..

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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

GIRLS VERSION OF AIRTEL AD-

Bread ke liye jaise jam hota
hai,
waise har boyfrnd jaruri hota
hai...

Koi
cell me hamare balance dalvaye,
koi
naya
alag alag phone dilaye,
ek tujhe
branded
kapde dilaye aur ek tujhe dominoz
me
pizza khilaye...

Koi looks me hero toh
koi ghost hota hai,
par har
boyfrnd zaruri
hota hai...

I Like SMS - Like: 440 - SMS Length: 340
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