Itsdeepak' Sms Collection - Page 2

Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...??

Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Girlz to Boyz
1970's : Love me, but don't touch me.
1980's : Touch me, but don't kiss me.
1990's : Kiss me, but don't do anything more.
2000's : Do anything, but don't tell anyone.
Since
2011 : Do everything , otherwise I will tell
everyone that you can't do anything.

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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Larka izhar e mohabat kary to larki k ye 5 jawab hosaktay ha:
1) No
2) Yes
3) Aapko dost samjhti hun
4) I m engaged
5) I love someone else

Aur larki izhar e mohabat kary to larkay k 5 jawab ye hongay:

1)Haan
2)yes
3)ok
4)alright
5)me too…
Boyz ka dil, dil nahi darya hota hai. wink.png

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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Bikhari to Lady sitting on a bench in a park : Hi Darling!So U R in the mood to have some Fun.

Lady : How Dare U?

Bhikhari : Then What R U doing on My Bed..

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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya..

Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye... Question they --

1. China kis Desh me hai ?

2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ?

3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai ?

4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?

5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?

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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format.

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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Principal ROUND pe nikla. dekha 1 teacher 1 ladhki ko
kiss kar raha hai.

PRICIPAL - what is this ?

Teacher - Maar se samjahti nahi, isiliye PYAR se samjha raha tha .....wink.png grin.png tongue.png

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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Height of TV Ads...
Bad guy trying to rape a girl,
but dress ka button khul nahi raha tha..

Background voice: Aapki maa behan ki izzat ka rakhwala
.
GOPAL buttonwala ! grin.png grin.png

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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

JUST FOR BOYZ...
.
.
.
Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi
Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh
raha tha
us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi
dekhi kya
phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai
par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!
huhuhahahaha lolzzzz

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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

once Rajni, Santa banta n CID were going through forest

suddenly a strong storm came

santa said to banta,"ab hum bach nai paenge"
...
ACP said to Daya,"pata lagao ye tufaan kis taraf se aaya h"

n rajni said

"SORRY FOR SNEEZING
EXCUSE ME"

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