Itsdeepak' Sms Collection - Page 9

Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

What is TENSION?

1 ladki ne aapse lift maagi,
raaste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gyi,
aap use Hospita le gaye,
Dr. Bola- mubarak ho aap baap banne wale ho,

LO JI HO GAYI TENSION.

Aap bole main is ka baap nhi hu,
ladki boli yhi iska baap h.

AUR EK TENSION,




Fir aapka medical chekup hua
report aayi ki aap to kabhi baap nhi ban skte.
EK NAYI TENSION.

Apne thank god kaha
aur nikal liye.
Fir socha ghar par do bache h wo fir kiske h,
THIS IS REAL TENSION.

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4 years ago

'Achha dost ek phool kitarah hota jise hum chod bhi nhi sakte aur tod bhi nhi sakte'

tod diya to murjha jaayega

aur chod diya to koi or le jaayega

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4 years ago

Kisi shaayar ne kya khub kaha h

wo aati h roz meri 'QABAR' par apne humsafar ke saath.

Kaun kehta h 'DAFNAANE' ke baad jalaya nahi jata.

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Itsdeepak Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Agr docter film banate to unke filmo k naam ye hote:
X-ray ho na ho.

kaho na bukhar h.

hm blood de chuke sanam.

mere yaar ka operation h.

kaash aap hamare patient hote.

main disprin ki deewani hoo.

hamare aalla pake k paas h.

kabhi tablet kabhi injection.

jakhm to hona hi tha.

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4 years ago

Is aasma me jhilmilaate sitaaro ko dekha,
In waadio ke pyare nazaro ko dekha;
par jab se unhe hmne h dekha,
is zindagi ki saari bahaaro ko dekha.

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4 years ago

Ye zindagi h dheere-2 gujar jayegi,
aaj chal rhi h par kal tahar jaayegi;
aaj tum saath ho to jee bhar ke ji loo,
kya pata kal ye bikhar jayegi.

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4 years ago

Mohabbatein ENGINEERING version
1 student tha deewana sa,
1subject pe wo marta tha,
books uthakar, chasma lagakar,
library se gujra krta tha,
kuch padhna tha shayad usko,
jaane kisse darta tha,
jab bhi milta tha mujhse pucha krta tha ,
ye pass kaise haota h yaar,
ye paass kaise hota h yaar,
or main bas ye keh pata tha
KITABEIN KHULI YA HO BAND
PADHNA LAST NIGHT KO HI HOTA HAI,
KAISE KAHO MAIN O YAARA YE PASSAISE HI HOTA H.

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