Amjad-ki-paro' Sms Collection - Page 1

4 years ago

*Rule of success*
Apni zindagi ma Koi kaam ka
e se pehle hamesha kisi larki se mashwara kar lena.
0r wo jo mashwara de




Uska ulat KRNA, kamyab raho gay!

I Like SMS - Like: 470 - SMS Length: 164
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4 years ago

I am Looking for a Bank
which can perform Two things for me.

Give me a Loan,
&
then Leave me Alone :p

I Like SMS - Like: 510 - SMS Length: 107
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4 years ago

Dil mein tumhari tasveer,Aankhon mein aasoono ke mele hai.,Tumhe kya battain,Tum bin kitne akele hain.

I Like SMS - Like: 1725 - SMS Length: 102
4 years ago

Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai.

I Like SMS - Like: 7462 - SMS Length: 163
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4 years ago

Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"

Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend : Kaise ?

Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...

"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"

I Like SMS - Like: 641 - SMS Length: 289
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4 years ago

MORNING Greetings does not only

mean saying good MORNING.

It has a silent message saying.

I remember you, when I wake up.

Have a nice day.

I Like SMS - Like: 1015 - SMS Length: 151
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4 years ago

In a school function
A K.G boy started
closing his ears with
both hnds,
...when girl was about
to start her speech ...
Others asked him
Why r you closing your
ears?
He replied: Dude, She is
my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech
with
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My Dear
Brothers n Sisters ... wink.png

I Like SMS - Like: 462 - SMS Length: 308
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4 years ago

Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha
Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.
Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya
My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.
(‘.’)
//”/\ Oh Teri
_/”\_ Khair.

I Like SMS - Like: 437 - SMS Length: 169
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4 years ago

'TEACHER:

Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho ...

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SARDAR:

ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.

I Like SMS - Like: 468 - SMS Length: 190
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4 years ago

*. . .Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style Veena Malik jesa ho jata hai.. wink.png


I Like SMS - Like: 394 - SMS Length: 119
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