Aastik-ranjan' Sms Collection - Page 1

4 years ago

santa– Yaar banta tune pure toilet me potty kyu kr di?
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banta– Yaar ye mobile bhi na!!!!
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santa– Kya hua??
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banta– Tune “IDEA” ka ad nhi dekha
“WALK when u TALK” :p

I Like SMS - Like: 405 - SMS Length: 302
4 years ago

Maha fadu joke tongue.pngtongue.png grin.pnggrin.png
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Santa in Lift..
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Girl : mehnga perfume laga k lift me
ayi,
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SANTA ko akad k boli
Cobra perfume, Rs.6000..smile.png
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2nd girl ayi : Jasmeen
perfume"Rs.7000 .. smile.png
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achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell
aayi
dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda
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SANTA
ko dekhne Lagi... :@
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SANTA with smile:- "Muli"14 Rupey Kilo..... smile.png
Santa Madhosh \m/
ladkia Behosh

I Like SMS - Like: 547 - SMS Length: 425
4 years ago

Ek Ladki, ek din Art Gallery dekhne
Jati Hai
Aur Ek Tasveer Dekhkar Gallery
Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:
Ladki : “iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko
Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho ! ?” Maalik : “MeriMaa Tu Dimag
Mat Laga, Ghar Jaa, Ye Aaina
( mirror ) Hai“

I Like SMS - Like: 761 - SMS Length: 247
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4 years ago

Boyfriend and Girlfriend room main khamosh
baithe they*
Gf ki soch :
1- Kyun ye mujhse baat ni kar raha?
2- Kya ye dusri ladki k barey me soch raha
hai?
3- Kya ye kisi or ko chahta hai?
4- Kya isne mere chehre pe wrinkles dekhe
hain?
5- Kya mai MOTI ho gai hun!.
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Bf ki soch : Yar saala Petrol Kitna Mehanga Ho
Gaya hai? tongue.png
Thoko Like..

I Like SMS - Like: 1031 - SMS Length: 356
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