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5 years ago

Bhakt-INDIA se USA tak road banao
GOD-Mushkil hai kuch aur maango
BHAKT-Mere jagah aap Enginearing karo
GOD-Road single banau ya double.. wink.png

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5 years ago

Kaash koi exam ke rijalt ka
insurance kara dete,
To har exam ke pehle
premium bhar dete,
Paas hote to thik varna
... insurance claim to kar hi
dete.
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5 years ago

Difference between insult & achievement
If you cry seeing your question paper its an insult, but if you make your teacher cry seeing your answer paper its achievement.….!!!!

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5 years ago

Got It...
Mil gaya kamina..
.
.
"HENRY FISHEL-THE AMERICAN"
was the first to invent THE EXAMS....:-l

Forward to all students. Sale ne jindagi narak bana di!

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5 years ago

#Samundar se keh do,apni lehro ko sambhal kar rekhe.

#Samundar se keh do apni lehro ko sambhal kar rekhe.

#Zindgi main tufaan lane ke liye humara result he bahut hai.

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5 years ago

A girl may not help u to get lot of marks.but,Marks may help u 2 get lot of girls.So,Love ur studies,Not girls.
"BOYS FUTURE CARE COMMITTEE".

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5 years ago

Physics would have been much much Easier..
If..
If..
If..
If..
The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton-s Head Instead of the Apple..!!grin.png

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5 years ago

8 semesters are there
80GB syllabus
80MB we study
80KB we remember
80 Bytes we answer
BINARY marks we get,
The Degree finally we get is BE
That is Brain Empty (B.E)

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5 years ago

Yahoooooo.....!
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Exams ki saari taiyaari ho gayi
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.
.
.
Pen,

pencil,

scale,

eraser,

identity card,

sab taiyar hai..

AB BUS..
padhna baki hai..

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5 years ago

HW DO COLLEGE TEACHRS COMPLETE SYLLABUS:
UNIT1:dis s jz intrdction no need2teach

UNIT2:Vry easy topic u cn study on ur own

UNIT3grin.pngis hs already been discssd in last unit

UNIT4grin.pngis topic is directly given in text book study as it is i dont need to teach it.

UNIT 5:Who is ready to take seminar..
-vinu

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