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4 years ago

MBBS Professor: The Sperm is made of glucose.The same material sugar is made of.

A girl raised her hand:
Then y doesn-t it taste like sugar..

The Professor-s reply ws a medical master piece:
My dear,its bcause the taste buds for sweetness are located on de tip of ur tongue & nt at the back of ur throat!

by Vinu

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4 years ago

School life-s done..Try remembering the SMILING FACES of your friends..Remember the times spent TOGETHER..What do you FEEL..
Started missing everyone a lot..

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4 years ago

Years ago people who sacrificed their
Sleep, Family, Food, Laughter & Other joys of Life
Were called Saints!


But nowadays they are called as
ENGINEERS..

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4 years ago

College ki galiyo me ajib khel hota hai,

Lecture ke bahane dilo ka mel hota hai,

Isliye to hamara pappu har sal fail hota hai

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4 years ago

Ckt has reached exciting levels with T20. Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestions:
1.Reduce exam time by 1 hr n marks by 50
2.Introduce strategic breaks after each 30 mins
3.Give free hit marks where students can frame their own questions n write ans
4.Ist 15 mins power play ie. no invigilator in class
5.Introduce fair play awards
~Issued in public intrest

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4 years ago

Teacher to sleepy student:
Who Invented Steam Engine..
Student: What sir..
Teacher: Yes correct. Its James Watt
Moral:Sleeping improves ur general knwldge!

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4 years ago

Ckt has reached exciting levels with T20. Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestions:
1.Reduce exam time by 1 hr n marks by 50
2.Introduce strategic breaks after each 30 mins
3.Give free hit marks where students can frame their own questions n write ans
4.Ist 15 mins power play ie. no invigilator in class
5.Introduce fair play awards
~Issued in public intrest

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4 years ago

THIS DECEMBER..


Lives will change.



Options will close.



Courage will be shaken.



From the director of "Screwing Lives" and the producers of "Flunking Warriors" and
"Call of The Criticals"




After the enormous success of
"The June Nightmares"




VTU productions presents Another bone-chilling
horror-psycho thriller,,,





"I KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE NOT READ--
This Winter!!
Releasing in all exam halls near you.

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4 years ago

"The powers of mind r like the rays of d sun dissipated.
When they r concentrated they illuminate"

Moral: dont concentrate too much, it wil burn ur books wink.png

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4 years ago

As i hv startd studyin seriously 4 exams n i hv decided not 2 msg any mor so i believe u ppl wil cooperate wid me.Thanx..

-Height of over acting- wink.png

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