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4 years ago

Leave aplicationby a cute child-
O Master ji,
Wen I cum,
rain cham cham.
Leg my fisla,
I gira dham.
Niche my bag&upar was hum.
Isliye 2 days, I not cum.smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 1191 - SMS Length: 162
4 years ago

YE EK TRUE incident-hai
isse frwd kijeye taki bharat me
OR KISI BACCHE K SATH aisa na ho
Date 1July'11.
Jise soch k Insaan ki Ruh tak
kaanp jati hai..
Magar zalimo k hath tak na
kaanpe
Jaipur me 3 saal ki ek Masum
Bachhi
jo Theek se bol bhi nahi sakti thi,
Or jo din uske khelne kudne k
the
Uske sage Baap
.
Or kamine Bhai ne milkar us
masum
.
ko
.
zabardasti
.
.
.
"SCHOOL" Bhej diya.

I Like SMS - Like: 1022 - SMS Length: 409
4 years ago

Agar "EXAM" me paper kathin ho to
Ankhe band karo,
gehari saans lo or zor se kaho-
"Ye Subject Bahut Mazedar H,Hum Ise Agle Saal Fir Padenge.

I Like SMS - Like: 1101 - SMS Length: 144
4 years ago

Samundar bhar corse hai,
nadi bhar padh pate hai,
balti bhar yad rahta hai,
mug bhar likh pate hai,
chllu bhar number aate hai,
usme doob k mar jate hai..

I Like SMS - Like: 626 - SMS Length: 159
4 years ago

Bean Came Out of Exam Hall Sad & Told
His Friend: "I Don't Know The Past Tense of
"THINK" I THOUGHT & THOUGHT & finally wrote
'THONK'!

I Like SMS - Like: 662 - SMS Length: 137
4 years ago

Benefits of EXAMS
1.U can spend 3 hours in self
meditation
2.U can complete ur sleep
3.U can see ur teachers being bored
who usually bore u.

I Like SMS - Like: 587 - SMS Length: 145
4 years ago

Sir - "Birbal Kaun Tha?"
Student - "Pata Nahi Sir"
Sir - "Padhaai Par Dhyaan Do To Na Pata Chale"
Student - "Pramod, Vicky, Gaurav Kaun Hai?"
Sir - "Mujhe Kya Pata"
Student - "Beti Par Dhyaan Do To Na Pata Chale".

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4 years ago

शिक्षक - तुम कक्षा में लेट क्यों आईं ?
लड़की - सर, एक लड़का मेरा पीछा कर रहा था !
शिक्षक - तो फिर ?
लड़की - वो बहुत धीरे-धीरे चल रहा था … !!!

I Like SMS - Like: 617 - SMS Length: 335
4 years ago

शिक्षक (विद्यार्थी से) – सेमेस्टर सिस्टम के फायदे बताओ?
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विद्यार्थी – सर, फायदे तो पता नहीं पर बेइज्जती साल में दो बार जरूर हो जाती है … !

I Like SMS - Like: 564 - SMS Length: 354
4 years ago

टीचर - “मेरे पापा काम पर गए हैं”– इसका future tense बताओ ?
स्टूडेंट - वो कल भी जायेंगे ….. किसी के बाप में हिम्मत हो तो रोक के दिखाए ….!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 582 - SMS Length: 315
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