Kammo-sunil' Sms Collection - Page 1

kammo.sunil Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

GIRL to BOY
.
Ek taraf Paisa hai
Ek taraf Dimag
.
Kia lo gay? .
BOY: Paisa
.
GIRL: Galat… agr ma hoti tou
Dimag leti.
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BOY: Jis k pas jo nahi ha ,
wo
wohi leta ha =D

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kammo.sunil Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss
karte hue dekh leta hai.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do
Warna main apke papa ko
bata dunga.
Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle, Bacha kafi try karta hai,
Par wo height me kam reh
jata hai,
Baccha pareshan ho kar.
“Bhaad mein gayi
duniyadari” Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat
hai.. Main to bataunga!!

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4 years ago

Koun Dekhta Hai Ab
Kisi Ko DiL ki Nazar Se.. )´¸.·¨) ¸.·¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·´ (¸.·¨¯``*•♥ Are O
Dosto !!♥╰☆╮ Sirf
Khubsurti Ko Poojte Hai
Naye Zamaane Ke
Log..!!...uffu..uffu...

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kammo.sunil Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Define Girls!! The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
facial,
bleach,
waxing,
hair cuting/straighting, threading,
toning,
scrubing,
moisturhng,
done
& put on
lipstick,
lipgloss,
lipliner,
perfume,
body toner, body lotion,
eye liner,
eye shadow,
eye maskara,
foundation,
face powder, rings,
bracelet,
neckless,
nail paint,
party dress,
Sandle, Purse and
says: yaar jalde ki bajah se
kuch kar nahe payi

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kammo.sunil Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Different Girls fighting with
their
husbands:
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Pilot's wife:
ziyada uro mat samjhay!... .
Teachr's wife:
Mujhey mat sikhao.
Ye aap ka School nahi
.
Dentist's wife: Daant tor k hath me day
dungi
.
Doctor's wife:
tabiyat durust kar dungi
. BBA/MBA's wife:
mind your own business,
.
Engineer wife:
ziayda current na maro
. Chartered Accountant 's
Wife:
Pehlay Pass to ho lo phir
baat
karna Budhaaaayyyy :p

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4 years ago

Boy jab fail ho jaye
Mom 3 words kehti hai-
AUR JA
GHUMNE
.
. Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai-
SHARAM NAHI AATI .
.
Dost bhi 3 words hi kehte
hai but dil jeet lete hai-
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. ABE TU BHI grin.png :p

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