Nishadharam' Sms Collection - Page 2

4 years ago

Jo student top kre, wo
"Student Of The Year"
aur jo student fail ho jaye wo
"Student Of The Next Year";.. Think hatke- jiyo datke...
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4 years ago

Santa Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya.
Wo Tadap Tadap Ke Marne Hi Wala Tha
Ki
Use Yaad Aaya
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"Arrey, Bijli to 2 Din Se Band Hai...!!!"

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4 years ago

Boy2Gal- I Lv U
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Gal- I'm Engaged vid n i a BF too!
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Boy-(After Thinking a Lot)
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DEKH LE YAAR AGAR KUCH ADJsment ho to....

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4 years ago

"Muskurane ki adat bhi kitni mehngi padi hum ko...

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Chord diya sbne ye soch kr k hm akele b khush rhege."...........

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4 years ago

Police-Jis car Ne Tumhe Thoka,Uska Colour & No Yaad He

Santa-Nhi,Par Chalane Wali Madam Ne Red Shirt Pehni Thi & Uske 2 Button Khule Thi..

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4 years ago

Boy:Janu tum ab badal gai ho.
Girl : Why ?
Boy : Ab mai tume Kis karta hu to tum
ankhe band nai karti.. frown.png
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Girl : Kamine pichhli bar band ki thi to
purse se 1000 Rs gayab The..

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4 years ago

Santa 1st time plane par baitha.. Jaise
hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha,santa
pilot ko maarne laga or bola: Mein
pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar
raha hai.

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4 years ago

ki BAAT KEHTA hu HOON Burra to
nahi , manoge ..!! ,,, <>Ae ishq<> ,,,,
Badi rahat ke din the,, teri pahchan se
pehle ..!!

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4 years ago

Woh mile bhi to khuda k darbar me . .
Ab tum hi batao ibaadat karte ya
mohabbat.

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Nishadharam Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Bachhe Man k sachhe .
Boy to his mom: Mumma mai kaise
paida
hua??
Mom: Maine 1 bartan me mitti dal kar
rakh di, kuch din baad usme se tum
muje mile.
Bache ne aisa hi kiya.
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to
usme 1 mendak tha.
Bacha:{gusse se} dil to krta h k Sale,
tujhe goli mar du, par kya kru?
Aulad hai tu meri!.

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