Rahul-sharma-2' Sms Collection - Page 1

5 years ago

Ek admi ne zoo me 3 language bolne wala tota
dekha jo english
hindi aur bhojpuri bolta tha.
Usne 3 language test karne k liye puchha,
who r u?
Tota: I m parrot.
Admi: Tum kaun ho?
Tota: Main tota hun.
Admi: Tu k hawa?
Tota: Tohre maai k dulha hai re burbak,ek bar
bata dehali ta bar bar kahen puchhat hawa...!!

I Like SMS - Like: 2534 - SMS Length: 322
Tags: Funny Jokes -
5 years ago

apni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna,
dil tumhari saheli par aa jaye to mat kehna,
main to aashiq hoon khoobsurti ka jaanu,
yadi bharat tumhare pados me aaye to mat
kehna.

I Like SMS - Like: 1172 - SMS Length: 178
Tags: Funny Jokes -
5 years ago

Dua hai aapki achi nokri ho,
1 achi chokri ho,Aapko miss kare,
Mujhe kiss kare,Apko puppi de,
Mujhe jhappi de,Apke sath roye ,
mere sath soye.

I Like SMS - Like: 1145 - SMS Length: 148
Tags: Funny Jokes -
5 years ago

Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ?
Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ?
.
Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To
Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle
Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi..

I Like SMS - Like: 789 - SMS Length: 160
Tags: Funny Jokes -
5 years ago

Kuch aisa kar duniya mein
qadardaan meherbaan
jis gali sey guzrey awaz aaye
abba jaan abba jan !!!

I Like SMS - Like: 697 - SMS Length: 101
Tags: Funny Jokes -
5 years ago

Khud se pyar kabhi kiya nahi,
Aapke siva kisi ko ye haq diya nahi.
Mushkil me apne akela kar liya,
Roshni ka khwab dikhakar andhera kar liya.

I Like SMS - Like: 790 - SMS Length: 146
Tags: Love Shayri -
5 years ago

Tumne sada sath nibhane ka vada tod dia,
Beach rah mein mera sath bhi chod dia,
Kehte the sath nibhayenge marte dum tak A-
Sanam,
Lekin adhe raste mein hi hume marne k liye chod
dia.

I Like SMS - Like: 666 - SMS Length: 189
Tags: Love Shayri -
5 years ago

Agar Kush Hai Woh Dekh Kar Ansu Meri Ankhon
Me,
To Khuda Ki Kasam Hum Muskurana Hi Chod
Denge.
Tadapte Rahenge Use Dekhne Ko
Magar Uski Taraf Palke Uthana Hi Chod Denge.
Wo Manjil Hi Kya Meri Jo Dukh De Us Ko,
Khuda Ki Kasam Us Manjil Pe Hum Jana Hi Chod
Denge!

I Like SMS - Like: 807 - SMS Length: 271
Tags: Love Shayri -
5 years ago

Koi pakar to koi khokar juda hota hai.
Koi hanskar to koi rokar juda hota hai.
Magar juda hone ka dard tab hota hai.
Jab koi kisi ka hokar juda hota hai...!!

I Like SMS - Like: 3623 - SMS Length: 162
Tags: Love Sayari -
5 years ago

har jazbaat ko zubaan nahi milti,
har arzu ko dua nahi milti,
haste raho to duniya rehti hai saath,
aashuo ko to aakho mai bhi panah nahi milti.

I Like SMS - Like: 754 - SMS Length: 149
Tags: Love Shayri -
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