Rahul-sharma-2' Sms Collection - Page 4

5 years ago

Teacher-Baccho Kabir, Rahim, Mira ka
Koi doha sunao.
Student-Ganga ke ghat pe ghtna ghti
Gambhir, Rahim liye Mira ki pappi or
Pakde gye Kabir.

I Like SMS - Like: 429 - SMS Length: 146
Tags: Funny Jokes -
5 years ago

Snta:Agar biwi k baap ko Sasur
kehte hain To,
Girlfriend k baap ko kya
kahenge???
Bnta:Agar shadi k liye haa kar de
To SASUR nhi to "ASUR"... smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 486 - SMS Length: 150
5 years ago

SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU
LAUGHING ?
BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM
VERY HAPPY .
SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ?
BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING .
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

I Like SMS - Like: 382 - SMS Length: 171
5 years ago

Santa ki loutri lagi aur
Woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se
bola...
Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to
tum kya karogi.
Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chod
dhungi.
Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal
yaha se.

I Like SMS - Like: 427 - SMS Length: 195
5 years ago

Santa.Auto Wale_Se-Kyu Bhai
Hanuman Mandir Jaoge Auto
Wala - Ha.
Santa- To Phir Aate Samay Parsad
lete Aana.

I Like SMS - Like: 450 - SMS Length: 112
5 years ago

Santa: Phone pe itni
dheemi aawaz me
Kis se baat kar raha hai?
Banta: Behen hai !
Santa: To phir itni
Dheemi aawaz me kis liye?
Banta: Teri hai is liye!

I Like SMS - Like: 439 - SMS Length: 158
5 years ago

Santa public toilet gya or
1 ghante ke bad nikla
Bahar baitha jmidar bola- 20rs.
Santa- sale toilet main baitha tha
"Cyber cafe" main nahi

I Like SMS - Like: 393 - SMS Length: 142
5 years ago

Santa apne papa ke sat ja raha tha
Us ka lali pop gir gaya,
To daidy ne kha beta chod do
Dosra lelegen
2 dinbad un ke sat us ki ma bhi
thi,
Ma gir gai to bete ne kha,
Daddy chod do dosri lelege.

I Like SMS - Like: 405 - SMS Length: 201
5 years ago

Santa Bank Me Khata Kholne Gaya.
Form Me 1 Sawal Tha,
Is Bank Me Khata Kholne Ki Wajah.
Santa Ne Waha Likha-
'Aapki Khubsurat Cashier

I Like SMS - Like: 391 - SMS Length: 137
5 years ago

Bandar ped par kyu sote he?
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Chalo jane do,
Ye tumhara personal mamla he,
Muje kya?
Bas gir mat jana...

I Like SMS - Like: 611 - SMS Length: 121
Tags: Insult SMS -
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