Rahul-sharma-2' Sms Collection - Page 8

5 years ago

Aapne DIL churaya hum khamos
rehe
Aapne NIND churayi hum khamos
rehe
Aapne HASI churai hum khamos
rehe
But It's 2 much
Yar CHAPPAL to rehne dete.

I Like SMS - Like: 473 - SMS Length: 152
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5 years ago

Aapko meri konsi Aadat buri lagti
hai.?
.
.
.
Replay kiya to bahut pitonge.
Jaisi hu mast hu.
Adjust karlo chup-chap

I Like SMS - Like: 230 - SMS Length: 123
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5 years ago

Cham cham Karti Chandni
Tim Tim karte Taare,
Cham cham Karti chandni
Tim Tim karte Taare
Koi bi SMS nhi karta
'Besharam'Ho gaye saare.

I Like SMS - Like: 414 - SMS Length: 139
Tags: Insult SMS -
5 years ago

In a job interview SANTA is
asked:
"Aapko kitne saalo ka tajurba
hai?"
Banta: Sir, maaf karna,
Mujhe saalo ka to nahi lekin
mujhe
2 saaliyo ka tajurba hai:-

I Like SMS - Like: 251 - SMS Length: 163
5 years ago

Teacher: Tum meri class mein so
nahin sakte. Student: So sakta
hun sar,
Agar aap thoda dheere bolein.

I Like SMS - Like: 209 - SMS Length: 104
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5 years ago

Boy to GOD- tumne Girls ko itna
khubsurat Q banya, GOD-taki tum
usse pyr kr sko,
Boy-to fir tumne use akal kam Q
di,
GOD-taki wo tmse pyr kr ske.

I Like SMS - Like: 231 - SMS Length: 150
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5 years ago

Girl:Nice mobile,
Where did u buy?
Boy:I won dis in a running race
Girl:How many persons
participated?
Boy:MOBILE OWNER, POLICE & ME.

I Like SMS - Like: 242 - SMS Length: 138
Tags: Funny Jokes -
5 years ago

Ladke pagal ho jate h PYAR me,
Baki kasar puri ho jati h intezar
me,
Mgr ye drd ladkiya nhi smjhtI,
Wo to panipuri khati firti h,
Bzar me or Ladke pde rhte h BAR
me.

I Like SMS - Like: 226 - SMS Length: 171
Tags: Funny Jokes -
5 years ago

Shadi main ek khubsurat Ladki,
Ladke se: aap dance karoge...
Ladka khush ho ke bola: Ha..
Ladki pyar se:
Toh fir apki kursi main le jaaun.

I Like SMS - Like: 217 - SMS Length: 142
Tags: Funny Jokes -
5 years ago

Pata h "mis u" kitna dard bhara
word h?
M- Mushkil hota h,
I- Intzar karna,
S- Sari zindagi,
S- Saanse lena,
U- Unke bina,
jise hum chahte h..
I Miss U

I Like SMS - Like: 3414 - SMS Length: 159
Tags: Miss U sMs -
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