Viru' Sms Collection - Page 1

5 years ago

i see u ankho se,i feel u sanso se,i remember u chahat se,belive u jaan se,i care u dil se,mass u kasam se!!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 289 - SMS Length: 110
Tags: Love Shayri -
viru Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

you r sweet like tom,cute like jerry,noughty like bugs bunny,well dressed like mogli.........tusi to chilte firte cartoonho yaarrrrr!!1

I Like SMS - Like: 313 - SMS Length: 135
Tags: Insult SMS -
5 years ago

square has 4end,triangle has 3end,line has 2end,point has 1end but our frndship has no end.

I Like SMS - Like: 294 - SMS Length: 91
5 years ago

itna berukhi na dikha, ek din hm bhi dikhayenge, tm paidal hi ja rhi hogi aur hm janaje par le jayenge.

I Like SMS - Like: 475 - SMS Length: 103
viru Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

unke galiyo ke chakar katte katte kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye.wo to hmari na ho saki par hm kutto ke sardar ho gaye.;

I Like SMS - Like: 290 - SMS Length: 119
Tags: Funny Jokes -
5 years ago

Pathar pani me mat fako use koi aur pita h,
zindagi jina h to haash ke jiyo kyunki tumhe dekh ke koi aur bhi jita h..!

I Like SMS - Like: 468 - SMS Length: 119
5 years ago

Ek murde se jab uski maut ki dasta puchi gayi to usne kuch is tarah farmaya- ARE HMKO TO APNO NE LUTA GAIRO ME KAHAN DAM THA, MERI HADDI BHI TUTI WAHAN JAHAN HOSPITAL BAND THA,MUJHE RIKSHAW ME BAITHAYA GAYA KYUNKI KIRAYA KAM THA,MUJHE JIS BED PR LITAYA USKE NICHE BUM THA,ARE MUJHE TO BUM NE UDAYA GOLI ME KAHAN DAM THA MUJHE SADAK PAR HI DAFNAYA GAYA KYUNKI US WAQT KABRISTAN ME BHI FUNCTION THA..!

I Like SMS - Like: 303 - SMS Length: 399
Tags: Love Shayri -
5 years ago

Ek din maine khuda se ek dua maanga dua me apni maut maanga, khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe de dunga par use kya kahunga jisne teri lambi umar ki dua maangi..!

I Like SMS - Like: 287 - SMS Length: 158
Tags: Love Shayri -
viru Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Isq me aasiko ne ye anjam paya h hath pair tuta itna maar khaya h, hospital pahuchte hi narso ne farmaya h 'baharo phul barsawo kisi ka mehbub aaya h'..!

I Like SMS - Like: 536 - SMS Length: 153
Tags: Poor Jokes -
viru Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Koi pathar se mare mere diwane ko koi pathar se na mare mere diwane ko, nuclear bumb ka jmana h bumb se uda do sake ko..!

I Like SMS - Like: 298 - SMS Length: 121
Tags: Funny Jokes -
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