Manoj-meena' Sms Collection - Page 1

5 years ago

Dulha Romantic Andaaz me Bola:-
May I Kiss U Darling ?
Dulhan Sharmate Hue Boli :-
Humne To Kabhi Gairo ko bhi Mana Nahi kiya,
Aap To phir bhi Apne Ho Ji...

I Like SMS - Like: 285 - SMS Length: 160
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Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Pitaji: Beta tumhara result kaisa rha.?
Beta: ji wo Principal sir ka beta fail ho gya.
Pitaji: Main tumhara result puch rha hu.?
Beta: Wo Docter shahab ka beta fail ho gya.
Pitaji: Bevkuf main tumhara resultpuch rha hu.?
Beta: Aap konse PrAdHaNmAnTri ho jo aapka beta pass ho jayega.

I Like SMS - Like: 262 - SMS Length: 288
Tags: Funny Jokes -
Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa
Uth uth bhukamp aa raha hai...
Banta
Soja soja makan girega to
Makan malik ka girega
Apne baap ka kya jata hai.

I Like SMS - Like: 290 - SMS Length: 122
Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa ne apni car ke niche
Kutte ko sota hua dekha,
To kutte ki taang pakad ke
Bahar kicha aur bola-
Bahar nikal sale,
Bada aaya Automobile Enginneer banne.

I Like SMS - Like: 294 - SMS Length: 161
Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa Train Ka Intezar Kar Raha Tha,
Train Aayi,Upar Likha Tha MumbaiMail,
Wo Bhag Kar Chadh Gaya Aur
Biwi Se Kaha;Jab Mumbai Female Aaye
To Tum Chadh Jana...

I Like SMS - Like: 282 - SMS Length: 162
Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa ne AC lagwaya
Banta ne pucha abhi to sardi hai?
Santa oye maine ulta lagwaya hai,
Garam hawa andar aur thandi hawa bahar..

I Like SMS - Like: 283 - SMS Length: 131
Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

100 metre ki race ho rahi thi.
Refref said '1,2,3 GO!'
Everybody started running except Santa.
Refree- y r u not running?
Santa-My number is .4.

I Like SMS - Like: 273 - SMS Length: 148
Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa public toilet gya or
1 ghante ke bad nikla
Bahar baitha jmidar bola- 20rs.
Santa- sale toilet main baitha tha
"Cyber cafe" main nahi.

I Like SMS - Like: 283 - SMS Length: 143
Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa: yaar banta,
Sir ka msg aaya hai,
Ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?
Banta: "message sending failed"
Likh ke bhej de..

I Like SMS - Like: 304 - SMS Length: 129
Manoj_Meena Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Mother:Snta Tum 18 Year ki
Lrki dekhar Shadi krlo
Santa:2 bahu lekr ghar ata h.
Mother:Kya hua?
Santa:18 ki mili nhi
To 9-9 ki 2 shadi krli.

I Like SMS - Like: 296 - SMS Length: 145
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