Yogesh-nimodia9' Sms Collection - Page 1

4 years ago

Gf ne Bf ko letter likha:"Meri life me naya...ladka aa gaya hai,
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Tumse achha..
Mai usi se shadi karungi,

Meri photo wapas bhejwa do"
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BF ne apne sare friendz ki GF's
ki 50 photo jama ki aur beech me
uski photo rakh ke letter likha:
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"Lo in me se apni photo nikaal lo,

mujhe tumhari shakal yaad nahi hai..:p gasp.png :/ grin.png grin.png

hehehe... Boys Thoko Likes.. :p

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4 years ago

Ek din jab wo humse mile to bole kya hume yaad karte ho….?
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Ab unhe kon btaye k yaad karna itna asaan hota to..
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hum apni class me top na kar lete..!!wink.png

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4 years ago

Ek Kutti raat ko raaste par ja rahi thi....

Raaste mein 5/6 kutte mile.

Kutti gabhra gayi.....

Kutto ne kaha aap aaram se jaiye aur dariye nahi.

Hum kutte hai Insaan nahi......

I Like SMS - Like: 538 - SMS Length: 188
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4 years ago

Read Must..
Ek Sach Chupa Hota Hai:"Jab Koi Kisi Ko
Kehta Hai Ki
"Mazak Tha Yaar"
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Ek Feeling Chupi Hoti Hai:"Jab Koi Kehta Hai
"Mujhe Koi Farq
Nahi Padta"
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Ek Dard Chupa Hota Hai:"Jab Koi Kehta Hai
"Its Ok"
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Ek Zarurat Chupi Hoti Hai:"Jab Koi Kehta Hai
"Mujhe Akela
Chhod Do"
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Ek Gehri Bat Chupi Hoti Hai:"Jab Koi Kehta Hai
"Pata Nahi"
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Ek Samundar Chupa Hota Hai
Bato Ka:"Jab Koi
"Khamosh Rehta hai''
Hit Like If You Agree ?? frown.png

I Like SMS - Like: 3439 - SMS Length: 472
4 years ago

SBAND ne WIFE se
"HATA Lo Apne Chehre Se Ye Zulfe
A Jane-E-Tamanna
KHUDA Kasam
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Agli Baar Khane Me Baal AAYA to
Sajni se Gajni(squint.png)
bana Dunga gasp.png grin.png =D

I Like SMS - Like: 395 - SMS Length: 195
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4 years ago

boy- hello, pammi drlng .. kesi ho?
girl- koun h?
boy- tera aashiq ho jaan..!!!
girl- tu bunty hai na?
boy- han pr tumhe kese pta?
girl- tu bansi laal ka beta h na?
boy- hn pr kese pata?
girl- tu raam laal ka pota h na?
boy- hn drlng, pr tumhe ye sb kese pta ?
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girl- hramkhore kmeene.. tune pammi ko
ni mummy ko phn lgaya hai.....
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tu ghr aa fir btati hu tujhe.. ;/ smile.pngsmile.png

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4 years ago

Kisi ko kharidna humaare bas me
nahi..........! -!!!
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Humari saadgi dekh kar log khud hi bik jaate hain..........! -! xD wink.png wink.png smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 346 - SMS Length: 151
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4 years ago

Air India ki flight ka Pilot
announcement ke baad MIKE OFF
karna bhul gaya,
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Pilot apne Co-Pilot se bola :-"Main
pehle coffee piyunga,
phir uss Airhostess ko kiss karunga,
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Yeh sun ke Airhostess MIKE OFF
karne bhaagi,
Aur ek buddhe passenger ke paon se
takra kar gir padi,
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Buddha passenger yeh nazara dekh
bola :-
"Beti araam se jao,
suna hai pehle sahab coffee
piyenge.....!!
:xd tongue.png

I Like SMS - Like: 375 - SMS Length: 407
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4 years ago

Q:Ladkiya Kabi Khud Pyar Ka
Izhar Pehle Q Ni Krti?
Intresting Jawab
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Taki Break-up Krte Waqt Ye
Keh Ske Ki Tum Mere Piche Pade
The Mai Nahi. grin.png tongue.png
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I Like SMS - Like: 375 - SMS Length: 174
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4 years ago

Biggest Bezzati:
Uncle: Kya Kar Rahe Ho Beta Aaj
Kal..??
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Boy: Ji... Engineering..
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Uncle: Ohh.. Humko Laga Padhai-
Wadhai Karte Hoge.. gasp.png :p grin.png grin.png

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