Skr8092241397' Sms Collection - Page 2

4 years ago

Ladki aur ladke ki ummido me kitna difrnce hota h
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Ladki apni sari ummid 1 hi ladke se rakhti h
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ladke saari ladkiyo se 1 hi ummid rakhte hai...
=D

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4 years ago

Teacher: Isko translate koro
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"ladki kapde pehen chuki
hai."
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All Boys ek sath me bole-
Ohhhhh... Shit.... We are late........... ­tongue.png

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4 years ago

Smart Santa....wink.png)
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1 bache ne santa ki dukan se Rs.45
ka saaman liya or use 5 k note me
5 k aage pencil se 0 likh kr diya or
kaha Ye lo 50Rs.. or 5Rs.
Vapas do..
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Santa ko pata chal gaya or usne
socha iska badla lena chahiye..
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Usne jeb se 50 ka note nikala or
uska 0 pencil se kat diya r bola ye
le 5Rs. Ab to Hisaab
baraabar..:p gasp.png grin.png

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4 years ago

Bacha: Abu plz mje 5 Rupees dedo.
Baap: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy
tu apni ammi se
lele
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Bacha: Ami plz mje 5rp dedo..
Ammii: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy
tu apne mamu
se lele
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Bacha: Mamu plz mje 5rupy dedo
Mamu: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy
tu apni mami
se lele
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Bcha: Mami plz mje 5rp dedo
Mami: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy
tu apne chacha se lele
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Bcha: Chacha 5rp hy?
Chacha: Ha hy beta du kya?
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Bcha: Nhi apni kabar me lay jana
icecream wala
chala gya ab tongue.png

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4 years ago

PAPPU Biwi Se:
Pani Pila Do ...
Biwi :- Kya! ,Pyaas Lagi Hai ??
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PAPPU (Gussey se): "Nahi"Gala Check Karna
Hai
Kahin se"LEAK"to Nahi Hai =P xD

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4 years ago

Height Of Extra Kameena Bacchatongue.png
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Baap- 15 Saal k Bete ka School bag Check kar Raha tha.
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1 Condom Mila.
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Baap- Sharm Nahi Aati Is UMAR Mebag Me ye Rakhta hai?
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Beta- To kya is Umar Me Baap Ban Jau. =D

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