Veeraj' Sms Collection - Page 2

veeraj Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Husband: begum aaj koi aisi baat kaho..
"jis se dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye"
Wife: tumhare saare dosto me sabse achha KISS karne ka style tumhara hai

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veeraj Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Teachr-Tense Kitne Prakar K Hote Hai

Snta-3 Prakar K

T-Very Gud, Example Batao

S-
Kal Apki Beti Ko Dekha
Aj Pyar Krta Hu
Kal Bhaga K Le Jaunga

I Like SMS - Like: 282 - SMS Length: 154
5 years ago

Muskurahat tumhi se milti hai, dard mein raahat tumhi se milti hai, tum mat ruthna mujhse kabhi, kyonki jeene ki chaahat tumhi se milti hai.

I Like SMS - Like: 642 - SMS Length: 140
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5 years ago

Koi pyar kehta hai koi mohabbat kehta hai aur kuchh log bandgi kehte hain,magar jis-se hum pyar karte hain, usey hum apni zindagi kehte hain

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5 years ago

Dosti ka rista do anjano ko jod deta hai.
Har kadm par zindagi ko naya mod deta hai.
Wo sath deta hai tab.
Jab apna saya bhi sath chod deta hai.

I Like SMS - Like: 269 - SMS Length: 148
veeraj Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

S.H.A.D.I.
S: Shanti Bhang
H: Himmat Khatam
A: Aazadi Samaapt
D: Dimaag Kharab
I: Imtihaan Shuru

Jiski huyi hai...
JHELO...
Aur jiski nahi huyi hai, SOCH LO...

I Like SMS - Like: 256 - SMS Length: 169
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veeraj Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Duniya ke 5 sch
1-aap apne sabhi danto ko apne toung se nai chu skte.


2-sabhi bewkuf ye sun kr waisa krte hai

3-ab aap muskura rahe hai bkoz aap bewkuf bn gaye hai

4-ab aap is msg ko kisi ko frwad krne ki soch rahe hai

5-kyoki aap akele bewkuf nai Banana chahte hai.

I Like SMS - Like: 312 - SMS Length: 282
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