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miky Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

HONEY SINGH KA EXAM VERSION... grin.png
Book Se Hu Dur Lekin Exam Se
Majboor...
Dil Ko Sataye Ye Teacher ka
Noor...... haa
Answer Ye Sachi aaj usko batau...
Mujhe samajh ni aata kaise
teacher ko patau...
Bas pass hone k liye mein ye
answer likta jaoon...
Din raat hi mein ye book rttejaoon...
Book aur guide mein dekhu vari
vari...
ji krda book fad du mein sari...

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miky Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Ek aadmi raat ko sharab peeke ghar aaya aur soye- Soye Bhagwan ko pyara hogaya,,
.
Upar jaake usne ek aur jeene ka chance maanga,,
.
Bhagwan ne use murgi bana ke bhej diya,,
Murgi banke usne ek anda diya,,
Anda deke woh bahut khushhua,,
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Jaise hi woh dusra anda dene laga,,
Uske sar pe kisi ne juta maara,,
.
AUR Jab usne aankhe kholi toh dekha ki Biwi chilla rahi thi,,
.
UTH JAA SAALE,
BISTAR PE POTTY KIYE JAA RAHA HAI,,

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