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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Once Sardarji sent an sms 2 his pregnant wife. A few seconds later he report in mobile. He started dancing. The report says " DELIVERED "..
-By Fon4Fun

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5 years ago

Mazi ek frnd aahe ti tuzya badal vicharat hoti
mi tila tuza no. Dila aahe

tiche nav aahe SMILE
I think ti aali asel na?

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Pappu road pe sandas kar raha tha.
Police ne use pakad liya.
Jab use le jaane lage to pappu bola :
"sahab saboot to utha lo"!

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4 months ago

इंजीनियरिंग के स्टूडेन्ट – Sir, हमने कॉलेज में एक ऐसी चीज बनाई है,
जिसकी सहायता से आप दीवार के आर-पार देख सकते हैं...!!

सर (खुश होते हुए) – वाह...! क्या बात है, क्या चीज है वह...?

स्टुडेन्ट – छेद...!!!

सर – दे थप्पड़, दे थप्पड़...!!! smile.png

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3 years ago

Kabhi Kabhi Dil Chahta Hai Kuch Aisa Ho
Jaye
Paper ho par Result na aye,
Class ho par Teachr na aye,
Bus me baithe par School n jaye,
Picnic jaye or Wapis na aye,
Hafte me 3 din ho or
fir Sunday aye,
Sote rahe Dinbhar,
Shaam ko Ghumne jaye,
Hum bilkul na Padhe or
Pass ho jaye,
Sab dost sath rahe or
Chuttiyan manaye,
Jise chahte he Dil se
vo Apna ho jaye,
Barish me Bhige or
Zor se gae,
"Duniya ko bhul kar fir Bachche ban
jaye"
Bheed se dur ek Duniya banaye,
Sari Zindgi bas yu hi kat jaye,
Kash ye sare Sapne Sach ho jaye,
Kabhi Kabhi Dil Chahta Hai Kuch Aisa Ho
Jaye.....!!!!

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4 years ago

Doston k sath wo mastiyan, badmashiya fir kahan.. Fir kahan

history ka wo class bunk karna chemistry k period m sona fir kahan.. Fir kahan

teacher k question puchne p chup chup khade hona Teacher k absent hone p jayda kush hona fir kahan.. Fir kahan

jeele is pal ko jee bhar k ye sab fir kahan.. Fir kahan

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

1 Aeroplane mein pilot announce karta hai ki hum 1 ghante me land karne wale hain,
Fir woh mic band karna bhul jata hai aur dusre pilot se bolta hai ki ab to bas ek garam chai piyunga, fir air hostess ko lund chusa ke, aadhe ghante chodunga,
Air hostess mic band karwane jor se bhagti hai,
aur 1 uncle k pair me fas, kar gir jati hai,
Uncle bole : Tujhe badi jaldi hai CHUDNE ki..
suna nahi pehle wo chai piyega.

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4 years ago

MAHA KHATARNAK STUDENT grin.png

Teacher: What is a verb?
Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.

Teacher: What are you saying?.
Student: It is a complete sentence.

Teacher: Are you mad?.
Student: It is a question.

Teacher: Don't be silly.
Student: It is an advice.

Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Student: It is a command.

Teacher: You are an idiot.
Student: It is an insult!.

Teacher: Get out of my class.
Student: It is an order!

Teacher: Oh my God! What a shame!
Student: It is an exclamation.

Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
Student: It is a prayer sir! :p grin.png

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4 years ago

Bohat Dino K Baad Kitab Kholi To Pata Chala..
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Ye Bhi Nai Aata

Ye Bhi Nai Aata

Ye Bhi Nai Aata

saala ....... Ye Bhi Nai Aata

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Admin Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Wife is a"received call",sali is a"dailled call",girl friend is a"missed call",love is a"waiting call",But our friend ship is a"FEVICOL"....

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