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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 months ago

कभी-कभी लगता है मेरी जिंदगी में जितने भी दुख हैं,

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वो सब भगवान वाला मैसेज 10 लोगों को फॅरवर्ड न करने से ही आये हैं.... grin.png tongue.png grin.png

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5 years ago

Boy:I love you
Girl:Hmm

Boy:I will die 4 u
Girl:Hmm

Boy:I cant live without u
Girl:Hmm

Boy:I hv bought a diamond ring to u
Girl:Really?
Boy:hmm

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5 years ago

Tumhe ab bhul hi jaye to acha hai ye fasle aur bhi badh jaye to acha hai tumari chate hum ko nahi hasil to ab gair hi ban jaye to acha hai

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5 years ago

Meri tanhaion me shereek ho jao suno tum mera naseeb ho jao na rahy kisi aur ki arzu mujhe jo ho mumkin tom mere itne qareeb ho jao

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lucifer Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Santa:me yesa kya kru k teri shaadi k baad me teri biwi ko cinema le kr jau aur tu naraj b na ho...
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Banta:meri shaadi apni behen se kara de...

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Akash Posted In Jokes
11 months ago

wife- मै घर छोड़ कर जा रही हु
hus:- मै भी निर्मल बाबा के पास जा रहा हु
wife:- मुझे मागने के लिए ?
hus- नही बताने के लिए की कृपा आनी शुरू हो गयी है grin.png

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3 years ago

Kabhi Kabhi Dil Chahta Hai Kuch Aisa Ho
Jaye
Paper ho par Result na aye,
Class ho par Teachr na aye,
Bus me baithe par School n jaye,
Picnic jaye or Wapis na aye,
Hafte me 3 din ho or
fir Sunday aye,
Sote rahe Dinbhar,
Shaam ko Ghumne jaye,
Hum bilkul na Padhe or
Pass ho jaye,
Sab dost sath rahe or
Chuttiyan manaye,
Jise chahte he Dil se
vo Apna ho jaye,
Barish me Bhige or
Zor se gae,
"Duniya ko bhul kar fir Bachche ban
jaye"
Bheed se dur ek Duniya banaye,
Sari Zindgi bas yu hi kat jaye,
Kash ye sare Sapne Sach ho jaye,
Kabhi Kabhi Dil Chahta Hai Kuch Aisa Ho
Jaye.....!!!!

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

In Biology practical exam:

Teacher: Is panchi k tange dekh k bataao ki iska naam kya hai..

Santa: Tange dekh k kaise bataao be..?
Teacher: NAALAKYAK!! Tumher zero milta hai. Apna naam bataao.!!

Santa: Ye le..meri taange dekh k likh le...:pgrin.png:p

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Sonam Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Different types of Girlfriend fighting
with their boyfriend..

Pilot's Girlfriend : Zyada ud Matt
Samjha

Teacher's Girlfriend : Mujhe mat
Sikhao Samjhe

Dentist's Girlfriend : Daant tod ke
hath me de dungi

C.A.'S Girlfriend : Hisaab se reh
samjha...

Engineer's Girlfriend :
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" Abey pehle Pass toh ho ja fir baat
karna" :p

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Best Slogan on a

MAN's T-Shirt :

Please Do Not Disturb,
. I am Married
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already very Disturbed.=))

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