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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

बहुत खूबसूरत हो तुम, खुद को दुनिया की बुरी नज़रों
से बचाया करो; सिर्फ आँखों में काजल ही काफी नहीं;
गले में नींबू, मिर्च और चप्पल भी लटकाया करो... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

Purane Time Ki Baat Hai, Jab India Pe British Raaz Tha.

Santa Ka Man Ek Din Tandoori Chicken Khane Ka Kara To
Ek Restraunt Mein Gaya, Par Wahaan Bahar Bord Pe
Likha Tha: "Only For British People"

Santa Fir Bhi Kisi Tarha Se Lad Jhagad Ke Andar Pahuncha
Aur Tandoori Chicken Ka Order Diya, Order To Aa Gaya,
Par Saath Mein Manager Ek British Police Wale Ko Bhi Le Aaya...

Police Wala: "Tum Ye Chiken Nahi Kha Sakte, Jo Tum Is Chicken Ke
Saath Karoge Wo Main Tumhare Sath Karunga, Agar Tu Iski Taang Todega
To Main Teri Taang Tod Dunga...

Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Pareshan Ho Gaya, Par Achanak Se Uske Dimag Ki
Batti Jali,

Usne Chicken Ki Gaand Ki Jagha Ungli Dali Aur Masala Nikaal Kar Chatne
Lag Gaya...,
Phir Apni Pant Utar Kar Police Wale Ki Taraf Gaand Kar Ke Bola.
Santa: - Lo Janab Haazir Hai smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Meri Baat Gaur Se Suno
.Zindgi me kabhi bhi ..
Dettol Se Mat Nahana
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Dettol Kitaanuo Ko Maar Deta Hai.
Or Hum Apko Khona Nahi
Chahte.!.! grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

shame on u girls
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days are more hotter then u...

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Kamine
Kamine
Kamine
Kamine
Kamine
Kamine
Kamine
Kamine

Aap ki [ KAMI-Ne ] itna pareshan kar diya ki humko msg karna hi pada.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai,
Lekin Jab Tumhe Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi .
Buri Na Lage To Samjho..
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Kya Bolu
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Tumhe Zalil Hone Ki Adat Ho Gayi Hai tongue.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Achha Ek Bat Batao,

GADHA Tanhai Me kya Mehsus karta Hai?

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Koi Jaldi nahi Hai

Mehsus karke Bata Dena!..... tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

'("3 Dost The" )'
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Billu=Gullu=Ulloo..

Billu=B.S.C Main pad raha hai..

Gullu = M.A main pad raha hai.

Or Hamara Ulloo : ye Post Padh raha hai.

'Haa Haa Haa'
Hans mat mere saath bhi aise hi huwa hai chal ab teri baari hai bana subko Ulloo..

Jaldi jaldi bana warna ye msg aam ho jaayega.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Mirchi Muuh k alaawa or kaha lagti hai?
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Kheton me lagti hai Mere Bhai

Hamesha Apni BUM Ke bare me hi kyu Sochte ho?

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

Usne Utari Saree, Fir Aayi Paticoat Ki Bari, Blouse To Pahle Hi Diya Tha Utar...!!!
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Zayda Excited Mat Ho Yaar, Yeh Tha Kapray
Sukhane Ka Taar... smile.png

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