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sonu Posted In Jokes
8 months ago

पत्नी:-
ये तुम हर रोज़ ऊपर हवा में
पत्थर क्यों मारते हो.?
पति:-
कहते है जोड़ियाँ ऊपर वाला बनाता है
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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

PJ TIME !!!
Sarla cleans Vimla's house.
Vimla cleans Sarla's house.
They are maid for each other tongue.png tongue.png

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Malkin apni nokarani se:"Mujhe lagta hai ki tere malik ka Office me kisi ldki ke saath chakar hai."
Nokarani:"Nahi malkin, Aisa mat sochiye, malik mujhe dhoka nahi de sakte!"

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 weeks ago

जीवन में मुश्किलो को ऐसे नज़रअंदाज़ कीजिये जैसे....

गोलगप्पे वाले को उसके काले_काले हाथो से आलू मसलते हुए नज़रअंदाज़ करते हैं. grin.png grin.png grin.png

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Aditya0460 Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.

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4 years ago

Cutest Love Story Of The FaceBook Girl: Will you ever hurt me?? Boy: Hmmmm, i will.... Girl: really?? frown.png Boy: the only way i could hurt you is by hugging you too tight kiki.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

2 advices to Boys...
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Never laugh at ur G.F's choices - You are one of them... grin.png
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Never be proud of ur choices - Your G.F. is one of them tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
9 months ago

She: Pyaar Jhukta Nahin !

Me: Hmmm, sirf position leta hai

*Reported 69 times & blocked forever*

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4 years ago

5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?

"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

3 chor Santa , Golu aur Pappu ...
police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me
chup
gaye.
Police wale ne pehle bori par lat
maari.
Santa bola: bow bow..
Police wala: Isme kutta hai.
Fir dusri bori par lat mari..
Golu bola: meow meow...
Policewala: Isme billi hai...
Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi
awaaz
nahi aayi.
Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi
awaaz nahi
aayi
fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad Pappu
zor se
bola:
Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo.grin.png grin.png

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