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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 months ago

कुछ लड़कियां तो इतनी लिपस्टिक लगाती हैं कि
उनका मुँह घर की दीवारों पर रगड़ दिया जाए
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तो Nerolac पेंट जैसी कंपनियां बंद हो जाएं... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 months ago

Pals polio teem ghar aayee…
santa (beebee se): Bandook aur Kaaratus kahaan hain…??

teem bhaagee, peechhe se santa ne aavaaj dee,

ruko, oye ruko

ye hamaare bachcho ke naam hain.!! smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

बीवियाँ दुनिया का एकलौता ऐसा
आतंकी संगठन होता है
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जो अपने द्वारा किये गये हमलों की
जिम्मेदारी भी नहीं उठाता. tongue.png tongue.png

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5 years ago

Pinku Ki Tange Nili Ho Gayi. Woh doctor ke pass
check up krwane gaya. Dr. to Pinku-Lagta hai ki kisi ne tumhe tang pe kat
liya hai. Zeher fahal gaya hai Tang Katni padeg aur nakli tang
Lgani padegi. 2Din Baad Pinku- Dr nakli Tange B Nili ho gayi Dr to pinku: Ab Bimari Samaj Aayi JEANS Rang chodti
hai tumhari.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 months ago

Santa aur banta Dono bhai ek hee class mein padhatey thy.

Teacher: Tum donon ne apane paapa ka naam alag-alag kyu likha...??

Santa: Mam phir aap kahoge naqal maari hai, iseliye... smile.png smile.png

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kukku Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Effect of price rise of
petrol on dowry:
Lrki wali: wase aap shadi
me gold-silvr ke alawe
kaun c car lenge??
Lrke wale: na na in sb
chezo ki tnsn aap na
lo,aapki beti ke leye car
hm khrid denge,
,
,
,bs aap petrol bhrwate
rehna!!!

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 years ago

Ek dum Faadu....wink.png

Studnt- Mam,
jab Hindustan ko HIND,
Pakistan ko PAK,
Australia ko AUS,
kahte hai
to
Ham
Brazil n London
ko kya kahenge??

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Mam- Tu apna kaam kar Haramkhor... -XP angel.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 year ago

इतिहास गवाह है..

"अलार्म बंद करने के बाद जितनी अच्छी नींद आती है.,
उतनी अच्छी नींद तो रात में भी नही आती..!!" grin.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 months ago

Bachha - Papa ek glass pani dena...!!!

Papa: Apne aap le lo

Kid: Nahi aap de do plezz.

Papa: Agar dubara mere se pani manga to
2 thapad marunga.

Kid: Papa, jab thapad marne aaoge to pani lete aana..
Papa paani dena.... smile.png smile.png

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D.K.4MSGRL Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Snta-kal teri shadi h aur tu udas h?

Bnta-yaar ladki walo ne kaha hain ki barati kam lana.

Snta-toh?
Bnta-abe yar,pata nhi papa muje le jayenge ki nhi.tongue.png

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