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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 week ago

शादी में इक खूबसूरत लड़की मुझसे
कहने लगी: - "क्या आप डांस करना
पसंद करोगे...?"

मैने खुश होते हुए
कहा: - "हां-हां क्यों नही..." smile.png


लड़की बोली: - "तो फिर आपकी कुर्सी
मैं ले जाऊँ...??? : smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 days ago

Teacher: - Kya padhaoon aaj...???
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Student: - Ji aaj mera nikaah padha do roll numbar 7 wali ke saath.... smile.png smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 20 - SMS Length: 141
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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 days ago

Santa aur banta Dono bhai ek hee class mein padhatey thy.

Teacher: Tum donon ne apane paapa ka naam alag-alag kyu likha...??

Santa: Mam phir aap kahoge naqal maari hai, iseliye... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 days ago

Ladaki: Hello main kavita bol rahi hoon...!!!

Ladaka: Haan bolo, main taalee bajaoonga... smile.png smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 7 - SMS Length: 98
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Akash Posted In Jokes
2 months ago

Little Son - (Pointing to the breast) Mom ye kya hai...?

Mom: Ye balloon hai...!!!

Son : Mom aapke balloon kamwali ke balloon
se chhote kyun hain...??

Mom : Tune kamwali ke kab dekhe...??

Son : Jab papa hawa bhar rahe the.... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

आँधियो से कह दो की "औकात" में रहे,
इस हफ्ते में तीसरा "कच्छा" गायब हुआ है...!!! smile.png
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I Like SMS - Like: 6 - SMS Length: 194
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1 week ago

Anything is more important when you can
not get it.

When you can get it this is less important
for you.

This is nature of every human....!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 5 - SMS Length: 150
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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 month ago

Madam Ne Class Mein Bachho
Se Kaha: - My Teacher Par 10
Line Likho...!!!

Thodi Der Baad Pappu Ne Uthakar
Poocha...,

Pappu: - Madam, Mast Maal Ko English
Mein Kya Kehate Hai...??? smile.png smile.png smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 21 - SMS Length: 202
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4 years ago

Waha ki DHUP bhi achi lagti thi
Yaha ki AC me bhi aaram nahi hai

Waha GHAAS pe baithna bhi acha lagta tha
Yaha CHAIRS pe bhi chain nahi hai

Waha ke SAMOSHE bhi swadisht the
Yaha ke BURGER me bhi swad nahi hai

Waha ki CHAI bhi meethi lagti thi
Yaha ki CAPACHINO me bhi mithas nahi hai

Wo BLUE UNIFORM aur JEANS me ek confidence tha
Aaj FORMAL me bhi comfort nahi hai

Wo BLACK SHOES me jo baat tha
Woh aaj ADIDDAS aur NIKE me nahi hai

COLLEGE BUS ki aakhri seat pe baith ke Gaaye hue Gaano ki jaise ab Dhun bhi yaad nahi hai
Ab bas saamne ek Computer Screen hai aur hasne layak koi mazak nahi hai

Faculty se ladte waqt ye pata bhi nahi tha ki Manager ke samne kuch bol bhi nahi paenge
Ab to ye bhi nahi pata hota ki hum wapas Ghar kab jaenge

Ek Jhuthi Muskurahat liye hum jaise jee rahe hai
Zindagi ka koi bhi Ghum ho Office ke kaam ke saath pee rahe hai

Subah ka ek Message: “Aaj nahi chalte yaar”
Ab: “Its 9.30 where are u??” me badal gaya hai

Pehle jiss hasti ko lagbhag pura College janta tha
Aaj wo ek CUBICAL me simat ke reh gaya hai

Pehle ek dusre ki party me jaise bill badhane jate the
Aaj ki Partiyo me thodi si Khusiya paane jate hai

Pehle Best Friend B’day pe cake na laye to gussa ho jate the
Aaj to Best Friend se B’day pe mil bhi nahi pate hai

Woh College group ki ladaiya jo agle din hi bhul jaate the
Aaj Manager aur Subordinate ki jung me tabdeel ho gayi hai

Exam hall ki “ek line bata de yaar”
Wo ek line ab Google pe bhi nahi mil rahi hai

Pehle jinhe ghanto baith ke hasate the
Aaj unse jee bhar ke baat karne ka bhi time nahi hai

Pehle jinse mile bina din nhi kat.ta tha
Aj unke bina zindagi kat rahi hai

Wo Mid-Sem me ek shabd bhi na likhne ki azadi
Aaj jaise badi badi Excel sheet update karne ki majburi me tabdeel ho gayi hai

“Tune kitna padha plz mujhe bhi padha de yaar” yaha koi nahi sunta
“I have done my work please review it” hi hamari favorite line ban gayi hai

Dil kehta saari bandishe tod ke wapas chala jaau….
Ek baar fir apne College me wapas laut jaau..!!

I Like SMS - Like: 5901 - SMS Length: 2095
Amar ky Posted In Jokes
5 years ago

Aap mujhe itna
pasand ho jaise
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Ullu ko Raat

Dentist ko daant

Gadahe ko Laat


Garib ko Gaddi


Kutte ko Haddi

aur Nange ko chaddi.

Haso mat.

Pasand ho bas

I Like SMS - Like: 867 - SMS Length: 182
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