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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 month ago

बेटी बचाओ अभियान का मतलब ये ताे नहीं है कि आप बेटी बचाने के चक्कर में ट्विटर पर एंजल प्रिया बनकर बैठ जाएँ ... grin.png tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 months ago

बंता: - परांठे और साथ लस्सी पी के एकदम नशा चढ़ गया
और मस्त नींद आई...!!!

संता: - चुपकर, अब तू हाइवे से पंजाबी ढाबे भी 500 मीटर
दूर करवाएगा क्या...? smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

Today's PJ's

1. If you are a girl named Khushi and you cry, people won't take it seriously as that would be 'Khushi ke aansoo'

2. If Sridevi is running a shop, I wonder whether she would say "Abhi Boney ka time hai.."

3. I love it when my Sony smartphone hangs and gives me Problems.
....
Because,
Sony de Nakhre sohne lagde menu.

4. Cricket team k jab sab player out ho jate h toh sab machaar bhaag jate hain

Sochoo

KYUKI team "allout" hain naa.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
4 months ago

टीचर : नालायक पढ़ ले कभी तुने अपनी कोई
बुक खोल के देखी है...???
संजू : हाँ मैं रोज़ खोलता हूँ एक बुक...!!
टीचर : कौन सी...?






संजू : फेसबुक.... smile.png smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 83 - SMS Length: 342
3 years ago

Gum ki mujh par kuch aisi najar ho gayi
Jab bhi hum hase ye aankhe nam ho gayi
Hum roye bhi toh wo jaan naa sake…aur
Wo udas b huye to hume khabar ho gayi. frown.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 years ago

Romantic Lines
(Warning Kamzor Dimag Waale Na Padhe)

1 ladki thi deewani si1 ladke pe marti thi Jb b usse milti kehti thi ye pyaar kaise hota h Aur ladka baar baar use hotel room me le jaata tha

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 years ago

After the fight...
She: Tum mujhe manaate hi nahin!
He: Tum kya Diwali ho? Ya Holi?

*Gets Blocked*

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3 months ago

Ishq sabhi ko jena sikha
deta hai,
wafa ke naam par marna sikha
deta hai,
ishq nahi kiya to karke dekho,
zalim har dard sehna sikha deta hai...!

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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 months ago

Teacher: - "Mai teri jaan nikal dungi.." ka future tense
kiya hoga..???
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Studnet: - Tu, Saali Haath laga ke toh dikha....!
Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga....

Student Rock... teacher shock...! smile.png smile.png

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4 months ago

Aaj Kuch Beete Huye Lamho Se Mulaqat
Huyi, Kuch Bhule Huye Sapno Se Baat
Huyi, I Miss You Bolna Chaha Jab Apno Ko,
To Aapki Hi Yaad Se Shuruaat Huyi...!!!

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