Jokes - Page 10

sonu Posted In Jokes
9 months ago

Pati: - Tum maayake jaati ho to kaisa mahasoos karati ho...?

Patnee: Ham Aurtoo ki umar 45 kyon na ho,
maayake mein ghustey hi 16 kee umar vaalee feeling
aa jaati hai.

Pati: Oh achchha...!!!

Patni: Tum kaho, tumhen aisee 16 kee umar vaalee Feeling kab aatee hai..?;
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Pati: Bas, hamaara bhee vahee, jab tum maayake jaati ho.... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
9 months ago

Jodon (जोड़ों) ka dard kya hai...??
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Ye Sirf jode (जोड़े) hee jaanate hain...
kunvaaron ko isaka zara bhee gyaan nahin...! smile.png

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Akash Posted In Jokes
9 months ago

Ek aadami loan lene bank gaya.

Aadamee: Sir loan lena hai.

Bank Adhikaaree: Bank mein khaata hai?

Aadami: Nahin sir, main to ghar pe hee khaata hoon.
agar aap kaho to bank mein kha liya karoonga.

Bank Adhikaaree: - Chal bhaag yahaan se... Hurr .. smile.png

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Akash Posted In Jokes
9 months ago

Raat ko ek chor ghar se chori karake nikal raha tha

ki bachche kee aankh khul gayi aur bachcha bola,

"School bag bhi le ja saale varana shor macha doonga..." smile.png

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Akash Posted In Jokes
9 months ago

Agar puraani Filmon kee tarah sirph beizzatee karane se

dil ka daura padata to har private naukri vaala

mahiney mein 8-10 baar to mar hee jaata... smile.png :0

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sonu Posted In Jokes
9 months ago

Bujurgon ne sach hee kaha hai ki "mehanat karo to neend achchhee aatee hai."

Mainne bhi kal koolar mein 2 baalti paani daala aur so gaya.
seedhee subah neend khulee...

Saala tab samajh mein aaya bade log kitana sahee kahate hain.... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
9 months ago

Santa pareshaan sa doktar ke paas gaya...,

Santa - doktar saahab main subah 6 baje susu karata hoon ,

phir 7 baje pottee karata hoon...,


Doktar - haan to phir dikkat kya hain...??

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Santa - Par doktar , Aankh to 8 baje khultee hai na... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
9 months ago

Santa ghabaraata hua police station gaya...

Santa - main giraphtaar hone ja raha hoon

Banta - kyon bhai tumane kya kiya ?

Santa - mainne apanee Biwi ke sar pe jor se danda maar diya tha

Banta - to vo mar gayee kya bechaari...

Santa - nahin bach gayee aur ab vo mujhe nahin chhodegee... smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
9 months ago

Santa gunda ban gaya...

Santa ne ek mashahoor seth ko phone lagaaya

Santa - O seth 10 laakh rupaya bhijava de nahin toh..

Seth - aap kaun bol rahe ho bhaaya

Santa - main ariya ka bhai bol riya hoon...

Seth - achchha aapakee bahan ka naam ariya hai kya...? smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
9 months ago

Santa - Meri jindagee saali narak hoti jaa raha hai

Yamaraaj - ha ha ha ha...

Santa - kaun hai bhai...?

Yamaraaj - tere paapon ka ghada ab bhar chuka hai....

Santa - toh motar band kar de na mere bhai

Yamaraaj bhee behosh... smile.png

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