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sonu Posted In Jokes
6 months ago

जिस दिन लडकियाँ ऑटोरिक्षा में बैठकर ,
बडी आसानी से लिपस्टिक लगा सकेंगी
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तभी रास्तो के सभी गढ्ढे भर दिये गए, ऐसा समझा जायेगा

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sonu Posted In Jokes
7 months ago

Before marriage- Abolish Dowry,put Men asking for Dowry behind bars. Naari Shakti


After Divorce- mei kaise rahungi akele 2 crore de kutte.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
7 months ago

*House on fire*
Fireman: Okay so I'm gonna hold you and we're gonna jump. Are you ready?
She: Bas 5 min

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sonu Posted In Jokes
7 months ago

Messaged a girl "Kaha ho?"

She replied - "Teri aukaat k bahar"

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sonu Posted In Jokes
7 months ago

[When wifi is out of order & no signal on phone either] Son: Hi Dad Dad: ??? Mom: Yahi hai apna chhote wala

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sonu Posted In Jokes
7 months ago

Teacher: ye topic complete hogaya hai, kisi ko kucch pucchna hai to pucch sakta hai.

Girl: sir!

T: haa bolo

G: kya mai moti lag rahi hu? grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
7 months ago

She: bhaiya burger. He: khana hai ya pack karu? She: khana hai pack kar do. Girls will be girls.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
7 months ago

XYZ: Kal Sunday hai
Me: Acha?
XYZ: Tumhe pata nahi?
Me: Nahi, mein berozgaar hoon.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
7 months ago

Uncle: So what do you do? Me: [flashback to stalking people on FB, Insta, Twitter and Snapchat for articles] I'm a highly respected editor.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
7 months ago

जो लोग अब तक Prisma से बनाई गयी फोटो, पोकेमोन गो नहीं खेल पाये और गेम में थ्रोन्स नहीं देख पाये वो लोग दुःखी ना हो आपके पास काम है भाई।

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