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Man's RTI application:
Dear Sir,
If age for marriage is 21 n drinking is 25.
Pls throw some light on how to survive 4 years of marriage?
*After failing in IITJEE*
normal students- papa mat maaro agli baar ho jayega
me- papa itna maro ki agli baar handicapped quota se ho jaye.
Today traffic police is proactive early morning, on my way saw a cop stopping a girl:
Cop: Licence dikhao
Girl: Dekh kar delete kar dena
Saturday Mornings:
Other people: Parathe khayenge. Mall chalte hai.
Me: Kaamwali bai nahi aayi. Makdi ke jaale saaf karne padenge.
customer care: hello ma'am, we have this exclusive package for you. kya aap apne do minute de sakti hai? girl: abhi ni, mom hai. call later.
customer care: hello ma'am, we have this exclusive package for you. kya aap apne do minute de sakti hai? girl: abhi ni, mom hai. call later.
"Aur beta, suna hai khana acha bana leti ho?"
"Haan aunty, aur chutiya bhi"
"Aur beta, suna hai khana acha bana leti ho?"
"Haan aunty, aur chutiya bhi"
Me: What? Are you mad?
Friend: This sounds unbelievable but it's true, a girl in Mumbai has posted a pic of her on Insta with no filters
Me: What? Are you mad?
Friend: This sounds unbelievable but it's true, a girl in Mumbai has posted a pic of her on Insta with no filters