Jokes - Page 71

sonu Posted In Jokes
11 months ago

[at a restaurant]

Waiter- ma'am do you want anything else?

She- yes, 100 likes on my facebook dp
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sonu Posted In Jokes
11 months ago

zindgi me 1 baat hamesha yaad rakhna mere dost?
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Train ke pahiyo me kabhi puncher nahi hota.
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sonu Posted In Jokes
11 months ago

zindgi me 1 baat hamesha yaad rakhna mere dost?
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Train ke pahiyo me kabhi puncher nahi hota.
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sonu Posted In Jokes
11 months ago

पत्नी~ सुनो,आजकल चोरियाँ बहुत होने लगी है... धोबी ने हमारे दो तौलिये चुरा लिए

पति~ कौन से

पत्नी~ वही जो हम शिमला के होटल से उठा लाए थे tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
11 months ago

पत्नी~ सुनो,आजकल चोरियाँ बहुत होने लगी है... धोबी ने हमारे दो तौलिये चुरा लिए

पति~ कौन से

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Akash Posted In Jokes
11 months ago

*Twitter DM chat*
He: Tum FB me ho?
She: No.
He: Whatsapp?
She: No
He: Hike?
She: No
He: To kaha ho?
She: Bf ke sath.
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Akash Posted In Jokes
11 months ago

*Twitter DM chat*
He: Tum FB me ho?
She: No.
He: Whatsapp?
She: No
He: Hike?
She: No
He: To kaha ho?
She: Bf ke sath.
He: Bye bhen tongue.png

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Akash Posted In Jokes
11 months ago

Pati - Patni dono milkar shopping की list बना रहे थे..

Patni ने पूछा: Sabse pehle kya likhu कि क्या लेना है?

Pati: लिखो ' Loan '
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Akash Posted In Jokes
11 months ago

Pati - Patni dono milkar shopping की list बना रहे थे..

Patni ने पूछा: Sabse pehle kya likhu कि क्या लेना है?

Pati: लिखो ' Loan '
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sonu Posted In Jokes
11 months ago

ME:- "Papa ek IPhone chahiye"
DAD:- "Beta room me mirror aur tera result rakha h. Dono jaake dekh le"
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