Special SMS - Page 10

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3 years ago

Agar aap Train me Bethe logo se Bakchodi Kar k Unhe Facebook pe add karte hain aur fir sochte hain ki aapki unse dubara mulakat hogi, to train ki Pantry Car k sade hue khane ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain

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3 years ago

Foreign countries ki bandiyo ko facebook pe friend request bhejke "kabhi na kabhi wo india aayengi aur kisi 5star hotel mein milne bulayengi" jaise sapne dekhne walo, Forever Alone Popatlal bhi aapko Chatta chubha ke kahega ki are bhai Aap Chutiye Hain!

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SEM Posted In Special SMS
3 years ago

Apar Aap Sochte hain ki aapki Crush baaki sab ladkiyon ki tarah nahi hain, toh kasam aapke aane waale bills ki Aap Chutiye Hain

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3 years ago

Agar aapne IIT Bombay se B.Tech karne ke bad bhi FB par "Graduated" from Kendriya Vidyalaya likte h to Kasam 'C.E.O. at Jobless' Bande ki Aap Chutiye Hain

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SEM Posted In Special SMS
3 years ago

अगर आपको लगता है की ATM पिन उल्टा टाइप करने से भारतीय पुलिस आके आपको चोर से बचा लेगी तो बाहर खड़ा सिक्यूरिटी गार्ड चुपके से अंदर झाँक के कहेगा सरजी आप चूतिये है ! - Aap Chutiye Hain

I Like SMS - Like: 236 - SMS Length: 426
SEM Posted In Special SMS
3 years ago

43 degree garmi mein, farewell pe stud dikhne ke chakkar mein suit pehen ke photo khichwane wale Engineering students, Haseena nahi aapko aapka behta hua paseena kahega ki Aap Chutiye Hain

I Like SMS - Like: 250 - SMS Length: 188
SEM Posted In Special SMS
3 years ago

Home Loan dusre bank ko transfer karke bacha hua byaj se pure parivaar ko vacation pe le jayange to World Bank bhi kahega Aap Chutiye Hain

I Like SMS - Like: 227 - SMS Length: 138
SEM Posted In Special SMS
3 years ago

Already parked gaadi ke peeche apni gaadi lagakar, aur ek inch bhi jagah na chhodne waale log, traffic police wala bhi kahega Aap Chutiye Hain

I Like SMS - Like: 227 - SMS Length: 142
SEM Posted In Special SMS
3 years ago

Apna kaam-dhaam chhod kar apni savings ko 'chit-fund' mein daalkar din dugne aur raat chougune hone ka sapna dekh rahe logo, Saradha jaise chit-fund scams ke wajah se suicide karne wale log murda-ghar se nikal ke bolenge ki Aap Chutiye Hain

I Like SMS - Like: 231 - SMS Length: 240
SEM Posted In Special SMS
3 years ago

Oye Airtel India, agar aap 1rs mein video dikhane ka promise karke uspe 10rs surfing chargers lagate hai, to Nokia 3315 bhi kahega Aap Chutiye Hain

I Like SMS - Like: 237 - SMS Length: 147
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