Special SMS - Page 13

SEM Posted In Special SMS
4 years ago

Aam ke mausam me bhi Maaza peene walo Aap Chutiye Hain

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sonu Posted In Special SMS
4 years ago

5 best trick 2 make APRIL FOOL ....
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Pehla to yeh tha ....

Baki char agle sal btaunga !!

Chutiya Banao Divas Mubarak ho

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sonu Posted In Special SMS
4 years ago

Wat is Facebook... ??
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Its when a boy posts a joke He gets No Response...frown.png(

& When a Girl Posts the Same
Joke,
She gets
(60 likes),
(35 frnd requests),
(20 Private Msg) &
(80 Comments on how Sweet
She is and how Funny the Joke
was....smile.png)

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sonu Posted In Special SMS
4 years ago

Facebook pe ladki se pyar ka mtlb.. :p
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boys ki feelings k saath samuhik balatkaar... :p gasp.png grin.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Special SMS
4 years ago

5 signs to be an Engineering student student

1. Jo samajh na aaye.... Declare it out of course..

2. Har semester ke end mein ye elaan karna ke agla semester start hote hi padhna hai..

3. Apna cell off kar ke padhna aur 5-5 minute baad on kar ke dekhna ki koi msg to nhi aaya??

4. Group study ke dauran baar-baar ye kahna ke 'ab kisi ne koi bakwaas ki to gaaliya khayega'

5. Padhne se pehle pages count karna aur phir "chor yaar ab mood nhi hora Kall se pakkkaa padhai shuruuu.. tongue.pngtongue.png

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sonu Posted In Special SMS
4 years ago

Dear Girls ^^
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Agar facebook pe Boys ko add
ni krna hota to ap log fb use krti
kyu ho..??? :/ :p

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sonu Posted In Special SMS
4 years ago

ACEBOOK ki sabse Funny n
Irritating
cheez gasp.png :p :/ grin.png
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hai, Like kar de
or Mast sa comment bhi..
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(2)- Yaar teri Id ka passwrd kya hai, ek din ke liye
use karne de..
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(3)- Logo ke status chura kar apni id
par share karna..
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(4)- Maine apni Profile pic change ki
hai,
Meri Pic Like kar de,
Mai teri kar dunga..
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(5)- Oye Tag pic par jaldi se
Comment or Like kar..
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(6)- Yaar wo ladki kon hai jo bade
comment maar
rahi hai,
or Agle hi din use Frnd request send....gasp.png :p grin.png

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sonu Posted In Special SMS
4 years ago

How do girls start a
conversation with each other on facebook?

Girl 1 : Hey cutie mutie mooh? kiss.png:p
Girl 2 : Hiiieeee.. My darlzzz..
chupie mumiee loohh.. grin.png :smile.png :p?kiss.png
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How do boys start a
conversation with each other on
facebook ?

Boy 1 : aur C**T%ye...:??
Boy 2 : Haan.. ! Bol..bc. :p

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sonu Posted In Special SMS
4 years ago

Ek Engineer Interview k liye gaya...

Boss:" batao wo kon si cheez hai jisk 2 tyre hain ??
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Engineer:" Bike..
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Boss:" nai HOnda Bike.. :p
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Boss:" acha batao wo kon si cheez hai jis k 4 tyre hain ??
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Engineer:" Car.. smile.png)
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Boss:" nahi Toyota car.. grin.png
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Engineer:" ab tum mere sawal ka jawab do.. ??
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"Itni si dibya duk duk karey.. chalta musafir bhi gir padey ??
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Boss:" hahahahah Aankh.. smile.png)
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Engineer:" nahii Saale... teri maa ki aankh.. :p gasp.png
( Aur le engineer se panga) :p gasp.png

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sonu Posted In Special SMS
4 years ago

Special Request for Girls
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Kripya facebook pe apne name kay aage "Angel, Princess, Sweet,
Lovely..."etc...

Naa Lagaye...
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Kyuki Aap Logo Ki Shakal Dekhne Ke
Baad ladko ka Princess aur angels par se vishwas uthta jaa raha hai...:p gasp.png grin.png grin.png

Thank You.

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