Special SMS - Page 7

sonu Posted In Special SMS
3 years ago

Jab Se India Mein "Facebook"Aaya hai..
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Bahot sari Changes Hui hai..
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1. Sadko Pe Jahgda Bandh, Ab
Pages Pe Gali Galonch Hoti hai..
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2. Couples Garden Chhod ke FB inbox Mein Milte hai.. And Smiles Kisses Replaced by Emotions..
Muwaahhh
Ha ha he..
Rofl
Lolz Lmao
etc !!
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3. Ab Politcals Social Issues facebook Pe Aa gaye..
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4. Ladke Ab Nukkadh Pe Nahi,
Pages Pe Ladkiyan Chedte
hai...
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JAI HO.. FACEBOOK Padhega India,
Tab Hi Toh Badhega India..:p

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sonu Posted In Special SMS
3 years ago

अगर आपके और मेरे विचार
नही मिलेंगे, तो आप मेरी 'ब्लाकॅ'
लिस्ट मे मिलेंगे!

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sonu Posted In Special SMS
3 years ago

Engineering Fact:
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Behind every SUCCESSFUL ENGINEER there are many UNSUCCESSFUL YEARS... tongue.png wink.png

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sonu Posted In Special SMS
3 years ago

FACEBOOK (inbox)

Boy: Hello Babe..
Girl: (seen 3 minutes ago)

Boy: Hey please answer mesmile.png
Girl: (seen 2 minutes ago)

Boy: But why do you treat me like that??
Why don't you answer me?
Girl: (Seen 3 minutes ago)

Boy: Ok good night dear,
i just wanted to tell you that I
have received my salary
worth 50,000 Rs and i
have reserved 20,000 for ur shopping...
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Girl: wow! Sure?
Thats great when shall we go?
Boy: (Seen 3 minutes ago)

Girl: please answer me dear,
i was off last time, when shall we go?
Boy: (Seen 2 minutes ago)

Girl: I know ur there and ur
reading my messages, Just answer..
Boy: (Seen 3 minutes ago)
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Girl: Anyway goodnight..
tomorrow will go shopping grin.png :p

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sonu Posted In Special SMS
3 years ago

a HurteD line by a boy wHose frienD request was not accepteD by a girl on facebook.

"ek request Hi bHeji tHi koi risHta tHoDi bHeja tHa." LUCChhII...♥♥♥

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sonu Posted In Special SMS
3 years ago

Once rajnikant appeared in exam of B.tech
Guess what happened?
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Failed..?
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Beta ye ENGINEERING hai.
Rajni ho ya Gajni...
Sabki hai BAJNI....

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sonu Posted In Special SMS
4 years ago

Bimar Engineering Student Theek
Nahi Ho Raha Tha,
Ek Din Uski Maa Usko Boli....
Maa:" Jaakar Janwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha, To Hi
Theek Hoga..
Beta:" Areey Jaanwaro Ke Doctor Ko Kyu..???
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Maa:" Roz Subah Murge Ki Tarah Uth Jata Hai,
Ghode Ki Tarah Bhag Ke Tution Par Jata Hai,
Sher Ki Tarah Class Mein Doston Ke Sath Masti
Karta Hai,
Suwar Ki Tarah Yahaan-Vahaan
Assignment Par Mooh Marta Hai,
Gadhe Ki Tarah Submission Karta Hai,
Ghar Aakar Sab Pe Kutte Ki Tarah
Bhokta Hai,
Raat Ko Ullu Ki Tarah Jag Ke Facebook Pe Chat
Karta Hai,
Bhains Ki Tarah So Jata Hai,
Aur Bhigi Billi Ki Tarah 40 Marks Lata Hai, Isliye..''

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sonu Posted In Special SMS
4 years ago

I'm not addicted to Facebook.. I only use it when I have time..
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Lunch time,
break time,
bed time,
off time,
this time,
that time,
any time,
all the time...:p gasp.png :/ grin.png

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SEM Posted In Special SMS
4 years ago

Sun Raha hai Na Tu Ro raha hu mein ye gana Roj Raat Bhar Sunne se agar aapko lagta hai ki Aapki Gf Vapas Aa jayegi to kasam Dance Master Mithun Chakraborty ki aap chutiye hai

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sonu Posted In Special SMS
4 years ago

“MAA” jiss ko

Neend apni bhula kar “SULAYA” hum ko..

Ansoo apne gira kar “HASAYA” hum ko..

Dard kabhi na dena uss “HASTI” ko.

Zamana kehta ha “MAA” jiss ko.

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