School/College Sms - Page 12

5 years ago

Teacher- There is a Frog Ship is sinking Onion cost RS. 3/kg then what is my age? Student-32yr Teacher-How do u know? Student- Well.. my sister is 16yr old n she is half MAD!

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5 years ago

Miss (school me)- jo bachha hame 1 se 10 tk ginti sunayega use hm hath par ek kiss denge,aur jo 100 tk sunayega use gaal par 2 kiss denge.
Ek bachha bola- miss tb to bistar laga lo.
Miss- kyo?
Bachha- hame to puri book yad h.

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5 years ago

The Most difficult task for a
student is......?
1) Waiting for the lecture to end
2) Stop laughing at teacher...grin.png
3) Controlling sleep in class
4) Attending class without
bunking tongue.png
5) Studying
6) All of the above
7) To behave like a student :E
glasses.png To reach class before
attendance :-l
9) To bear a dumb teacher :/
10) To tackle crazy teachers..!

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5 years ago

Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book ?
Student: 2 Books
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Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books ?
Student: 4 Books
... Teacher: (now i'll ask U a tough 1)!
61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books ?? :x
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Student: ..LIBRARY.. grin.png tongue.png

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5 years ago

WHAT I LEARNED DURING CLASSES IN SCHOOL :
How to yawn without opening mouth. .
How to sleep with eyes open. .
How to text without looking at the cell phone. .
How to eat lunch without moving mouth. .
How to pretend that we are understandingeach and every word of teachers. . !!

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5 years ago

Mohabbatein ENGINEERING version
1 student tha deewana sa,
1subject pe wo marta tha,
books uthakar, chasma lagakar,
library se gujra krta tha,
kuch padhna tha shayad usko,
jaane kisse darta tha,
jab bhi milta tha mujhse pucha krta tha ,
ye pass kaise haota h yaar,
ye paass kaise hota h yaar,
or main bas ye keh pata tha
KITABEIN KHULI YA HO BAND
PADHNA LAST NIGHT KO HI HOTA HAI,
KAISE KAHO MAIN O YAARA YE PASSAISE HI HOTA H.

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5 years ago

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Ye Exam Ke Rishte Bhi Ajib Hote He
Sab Apne Apne Nasib Hote He
Rehte He Jo
Nigaho Se Dur
Saale Wahi Question Compulsory Hote He..

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5 years ago

Universal truth we learnt:
"Sun rises in the east".


Fact:
"Sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates..!"




Moral:-
"Education ruins us!!!"

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5 years ago

Bacha: Miss Main Apko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: soooo sweet
Bacha: To phir Main Apne parents ko Aap ke Gharkab Bhejun?
Miss: wo kyun?
Bacha: Ta k wo Humari Baat Karain
... Miss: kya Bakwas hai?
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Bacha: Tution parhney ke liye…
Miss Aap bhi na T.V dekh dekh ke kharaab ho gai hain.:

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5 years ago

Techer:- Homework kyu nahi kiya?

Student:- TV Dekh Raha Tha... Mood Nahi Tha...

Teacherfrown.pngSlap) Batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai?

Student:-Kyu Sach ka Sabak sikhaye....
jab sach sun bhi na paye....
Sach koi bole to tu Niyam Kanun bataye...
Tera dar,
Tera pyar,
Teri wah,
Tu hi Rakh,
Rakh Saali......
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH....
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH....

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