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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 months ago

Purane Time Ki Baat Hai, Jab India Pe British Raaz Tha.

Santa Ka Man Ek Din Tandoori Chicken Khane Ka Kara To
Ek Restraunt Mein Gaya, Par Wahaan Bahar Bord Pe
Likha Tha: "Only For British People"

Santa Fir Bhi Kisi Tarha Se Lad Jhagad Ke Andar Pahuncha
Aur Tandoori Chicken Ka Order Diya, Order To Aa Gaya,
Par Saath Mein Manager Ek British Police Wale Ko Bhi Le Aaya...

Police Wala: "Tum Ye Chiken Nahi Kha Sakte, Jo Tum Is Chicken Ke
Saath Karoge Wo Main Tumhare Sath Karunga, Agar Tu Iski Taang Todega
To Main Teri Taang Tod Dunga...

Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Pareshan Ho Gaya, Par Achanak Se Uske Dimag Ki
Batti Jali,

Usne Chicken Ki Gaand Ki Jagha Ungli Dali Aur Masala Nikaal Kar Chatne
Lag Gaya...,
Phir Apni Pant Utar Kar Police Wale Ki Taraf Gaand Kar Ke Bola.
Santa: - Lo Janab Haazir Hai smile.png smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 40 - SMS Length: 834
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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 months ago

प्लॅटफॉर्म पर ढेर सारा समान लिए खड़ी एक औरत से
कुली ने पूछा: - मेडम, कुली चाहिए...?
औरत ने बड़ी विनम्रता के साथ जवाब
दिया: - नहीं भैया, मेरे पति मेरे साथ हैं... smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 18 - SMS Length: 398
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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 months ago

ज्यादातर पत्नियाँ अपने पति की बहनों को प्यार
से नहीं देखती, जबकि सारे पति अपनी पत्नी की
बहनों को प्यार से ही देखते हैं...,

पुरूष वाकई महान होते हैं..., बस कभी अपनी महानता
का ढिंढोरा नहीं पीटते... smile.png smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 19 - SMS Length: 504
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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 months ago

very Funny Joke of the Day

Husband और wife दोनों market गए तो एक
लड़की ने hello किया...!!!

Wife: - कौन थी वो...?

Husband: - अब तुम प्लीज् दिमाग खराब मत करो
अभी उसको भी बताना है की तुम कौन हो... smile.png smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 19 - SMS Length: 376
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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 months ago

Teacher Ne Class Mein Question
Pucha...

Teacher: - Videsh Ke Bachhe Gore
Aur Yahan Ke Kale Kyun Hote Hai...?

Santa: Madam Ji, Kyun Ki Wahan Ponds Cream
Laga Ke Chudayi Hoti Hai Aur Yahan Sarso
Ke Tel Se... smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 30 - SMS Length: 222
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sonu Posted In Jokes
5 months ago

Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath,
Kamre Ke Andhar, Table Ke Upar,
Pankhe Ke Neeche,

De Tacatac-Tacatac, De Tacatac-Tacatac...



Are Tennis Khel Raha Tha, Jaruri Nahi Har
Joke ganda ho... smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 24 - SMS Length: 199
sonu Posted In Jokes
5 months ago

Ladki: - Jaanu Mere Muh Mein Daalo,
Main Choosungi...,

Ladka: - Nahi Nahi, Tum Kha Gayi To
Main Kya Karunga...??

Ladki: - Yaar Itne Kanjus Na Bano,
Tum Doosri Cornetto Le Lena... smile.png smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 20 - SMS Length: 196
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5 months ago

Un Haseen Palo Ko Yaad Kar Rahe The, Aasma Se
Aapki Baat Kar Rahe The.
Sukun Mila Jab Hame Hawaon Ne Bataya. Aap Bhi
Hame Yaad Kar Rahe The...!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 21 - SMS Length: 150
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5 months ago

Na Gam Hai Tu Na Khusi Hai Tu, Meri Umar Bhar
Ki Bas Ek Kami Hai Tu
Sardiyon Ki Dhoop Si Hai Teri Yaaden, Jab Bhi
Aati Hai Sukoon De Jati Hai...!

I Like SMS - Like: 10 - SMS Length: 150
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5 months ago

Kyu Yaad Aate Ho Itna Ki Jeena Mera
Dushwar Ho Gaya
Yaad Karte Karte Tumko Aye Dost Humko
Tumse Pyar Ho Gaya...!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 16 - SMS Length: 119
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