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1 hour ago

Tumhare Door Rehne Se Humain
Takleef Hoti Hai,

Aaj Itna Qareeb Aa Jaao Ki Hum
Behak Jayein...!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 1 - SMS Length: 103
1 hour ago

Meri Mohabbat Hi Dekhni Hai
To Gale Lagakar Dekho...!!!

Agar Dhadkan Na Ruk Gayi To
Mohabbat Thukra Dena...!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 1 - SMS Length: 117
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sonu Posted In Jokes
18 hours ago

Pappu Funny Jokes: -

पप्पु: - यार गोलू, मेरा रिजल्ट तु
देख के आजा...!!!

अगर एक Subject मेँ फेल हुआ तो
बोलना "जय श्री राम"

अगर दो मेँ फेल हुआ तो
बोलना "राधे-राधे"

अगर तीन मेँ फेल हुआ तो
बोलना "ब्रम्हा-विष्णु-महेश"

गोलू: - Result देखकर आया...!!!
पप्पु: - क्या हुआ...???
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गोलू: - "बोलो साँचे दरबार की जय" ...!! (सब में फेल) smile.png smile.png smile.png smile.png smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 12 - SMS Length: 751
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sonu Posted In Jokes
19 hours ago

Very Funny Desi Jokes in Hindi

Dadu Pappu se, Beta zara andar se mere
daant (teeth) le aa...!!!

Pappu: - Dadu lekin abhi khana nai bana hai...

Dadu: Nai-nai beta khane ke liye nahi, wo saamne wali building main teri aunty ko Smile denee hai..! smile.png smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 4 - SMS Length: 259
sonu Posted In Jokes
19 hours ago

Varun: - How many apples can you eat
on an empty stomach...???
Aliya: - I can eat 6 apples.
Varun - Wrong, you can eat only 1 apple
on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple
that’s not an empty stomach...!
Aliya: - Wow superb joke, I’ll tell my friend...

Aliya to Shraddha: - How many apples you can eat on
an empty stomach...???
Shraddha: - I can eat 10.
Aliya: - Pagal, 6 bolti to mast joke sunati... smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 2 - SMS Length: 435
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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

Who are boys...???

Woh jo hell me bhi mile to kahe:-
Abe shaitan ki beti dekhi...?? "mast dikhti hai yaar" smile.png

Who are girls...???
Goes to heaven & say:- "Wo pari ki nail polish
dekhi" how cheap na... smile.png smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 4 - SMS Length: 216
Tags: Desi Jokes -
sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

कंप्यूटर एग्जाम में पूछा हुआ प्रश्न,
Program किसे कहते है...???

विवू ने उत्तर देकर दिल जीत लिया... सर "दारू" पीने की ब्यवस्था को प्रोग्राम कहते है... smile.pngsmile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 5 - SMS Length: 363
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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

आज का ज्ञान: -
मुसीबत में भी पत्नी से रूपये
उधार न् लें...!!!

मैंने 4 महीने पहले 2 हजार
लिए थे, 3 बार दे चुका हूँ...
2.5 हजार अभी भी बाकी हैं... smile.pngsmile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 5 - SMS Length: 343
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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

pappu को वोडाफोन मे ओपरेटर
की जाँब मिली...!!!
मगर Pappu को पहले ही दिन बहुत
मार पङी, ओर निकाल दिया गया...!!!
क्योकि, पहला काँलरः सर मेरी वोडाफोन
की सिम, खराब हो गई...!!
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pappu तो पागल Jio की ले ले... smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 9 - SMS Length: 468
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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 days ago

1 ladki ka college ke 1 ladke se
chakkar tha...!!!

Ladki: - Jaan tum mughe Rani kyo
kahte ho...???

Ladka haskar bola: - kyoki Nokarani
kahna lamba ho jata hai...!!

Ladki: - Pta hai main tumko Jaan kyo
kahti hu...???
Ladka: - Kyu...???
Ladki haskar boli: - kyoki Jaanwar kahna
lamba ho jata hai... smile.png smile.png

I Like SMS - Like: 16 - SMS Length: 323
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