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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 months ago

Very Funny Desi Jokes in Hindi

Dadu Pappu se, Beta zara andar se mere
daant (teeth) le aa...!!!

Pappu: - Dadu lekin abhi khana nai bana hai...

Dadu: Nai-nai beta khane ke liye nahi, wo saamne wali building main teri aunty ko Smile denee hai..! smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 months ago

Varun: - How many apples can you eat
on an empty stomach...???
Aliya: - I can eat 6 apples.
Varun - Wrong, you can eat only 1 apple
on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple
that’s not an empty stomach...!
Aliya: - Wow superb joke, I’ll tell my friend...

Aliya to Shraddha: - How many apples you can eat on
an empty stomach...???
Shraddha: - I can eat 10.
Aliya: - Pagal, 6 bolti to mast joke sunati... smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 months ago

Who are boys...???

Woh jo hell me bhi mile to kahe:-
Abe shaitan ki beti dekhi...?? "mast dikhti hai yaar" smile.png

Who are girls...???
Goes to heaven & say:- "Wo pari ki nail polish
dekhi" how cheap na... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 months ago

कंप्यूटर एग्जाम में पूछा हुआ प्रश्न,
Program किसे कहते है...???

विवू ने उत्तर देकर दिल जीत लिया... सर "दारू" पीने की ब्यवस्था को प्रोग्राम कहते है... smile.pngsmile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 months ago

आज का ज्ञान: -
मुसीबत में भी पत्नी से रूपये
उधार न् लें...!!!

मैंने 4 महीने पहले 2 हजार
लिए थे, 3 बार दे चुका हूँ...
2.5 हजार अभी भी बाकी हैं... smile.pngsmile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 months ago

pappu को वोडाफोन मे ओपरेटर
की जाँब मिली...!!!
मगर Pappu को पहले ही दिन बहुत
मार पङी, ओर निकाल दिया गया...!!!
क्योकि, पहला काँलरः सर मेरी वोडाफोन
की सिम, खराब हो गई...!!
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pappu तो पागल Jio की ले ले... smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 months ago

1 ladki ka college ke 1 ladke se
chakkar tha...!!!

Ladki: - Jaan tum mughe Rani kyo
kahte ho...???

Ladka haskar bola: - kyoki Nokarani
kahna lamba ho jata hai...!!

Ladki: - Pta hai main tumko Jaan kyo
kahti hu...???
Ladka: - Kyu...???
Ladki haskar boli: - kyoki Jaanwar kahna
lamba ho jata hai... smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 months ago

Ek kanjoos khali katore me roti
duba kar kha raha tha...!!!
Waiter ne dekha toh puchha
"Aap yeh kya kar rahe hain...???"

Kanjoos ne jawaab diya
"Main math ka teacher hun aur daal
suppose kar ke kha raha hun..." smile.png smile.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 months ago

अगर किसी को WhatsApp पर Setting करनी
है तो...,
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WhatsApp प्रोफाइल के Right कार्नर पर Setting
का ऑप्शन है...!!
वहाँ से कर लो।

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sonu Posted In Jokes
3 months ago

कसम से उस समय ऐसा लगता है कि
बस धरती फट जाये
और मैं उसमें समा जाऊ...

जब पत्नी कहती है,
"एक मैं ही मिल गयी हूँ आपको...सीधी-सादी" smile.png smile.png

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